wolfy

Why?

Elaborate!

What do you mean, 'believe in the monarchy?'

The point I'm making is, there isn't any such thing as class. There is such thing as people having more money but that shouldn't be a reason for people to put themselves into a class.

A little kid goes to school...it's his first day and he's a little bit worried about his surname as he's called Rupert and he was bullied at his other school, being called Rupert the bear and snobby and such like. As he gets into class for the school register, he can see all the class bullies eyeing him up. Then the register is called and his name comes up. "Tristram Rupert". yes miss replies Tristram. The class all burst out laughing, ribbing him and pushing their noses up and making faces at him. One school bully named big Baz points to Tristram and says, " wait till play time, we are all gonna beat you up and take your money off you." Tristram was so scared that he jumped up from his seat and ran all the way home crying and sobbing. His Mother asked him what was wrong, so Tristram went mad and said , " it's all because of you and Dad calling me Tristram and us having a surname of Rupert" His Mother phones his Dad from work and his Dad comes home with a Matalan carrier bag and says to Tristram, " here, hoy this clobber on and get back to school and nobody will touch you or call you anymore. Inside the bag was something that would change Tristrams life forever. It was a pair of black plimsoles,a pair of tracky bottoms, a tiny sweat shirt and a duffle bag. Tristrams Dad said, " right Tristram, get back to school and beat up anyone who calls you names because you can fight like Bruce Lee now." Tristram goes back to school and the school bully sees him all dressed up in his new gear and says, " are you a martial arts specialist" and Tristram says, " yeah I am and I'm gonna beat you up." The school bully poo's his pants and runs home crying to him Mam, who says, " what's the matter Bully" and the bully says, "leave me alone or I'll beat you up"...his mother shouts, " beat me up?, beat me up?...right that's it, I'm calling your father and he will come home and murder you and we will bury you in the back garden, because we are right scruffy bastards and that's what we do, alright like" The bully got so scared that he ran away to Las Vegas for some unknown reason, especially as he had no money on him, so nobody knows how he got there. In the end the bully was run over by a Greyhound bus in Vegas after running into a casino and robbing an old Nana of her winnings. The moral of this joke is, never go to Las Vegas just because some snobby bastard comes to school thinking he's Bruce Lee, so there.

What do you call a head balanced on a pair of nobbly long rickety like legs? Answer: Gemmill. Just kidding Gemmill, it's just a daft made up joke.

I'm no more clever than the next man. I just have the ability to look at other avenues that most people won't even look at.

What's all this upper class, middle class, working class bollocks about? If anything boils my piss, it's people who decide they are a cut above simply because of postcode and bank balance. A rich person is just as likely to kill their wife and kids as is a poor person...it just depends on the mental state at the time. We have rich people, we have reasonably well off people, we have people that can manage and people that are poorly off but there is no so called class. If we want to go down the upper, middle, lower class route, then I'll stick my neck out and say that the upper and middle class are more likely to kill their kids rather than the lower class and I'll explain why. When a certain amount of the upper class and middle class finally come down to Earth, losing all their wealth through amassed debt and cannot sustain their children's silver spoon fed mouths, they go into a mental break down and can't live with the fact that they will have to rough it for the rest of their lives, so they take the cowards way out. So called lower class people usually have never had nothing and neither have their kids but in the majority of cases they are well looked after with the basics and many appreciate the smaller things in life. Naturally there is a small element of parents from all so called classes that are evil bastards as standard so it isn't just some kind of working class /lower class problem. This class business is as bad as frigging racism with kids all trained to hate each other because Fiona has been told that Sheila is a scruffy no mark and should be looked down on, the same as Sheila is told that Fiona is up her own arse and is a snob and deserves a slap. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

So you're saying that the scientific world accept a spinning Earth as the closest fit to their theory and yet a still Earth is not a closer fit.Things like this you mean?

And a rinky dinky do, to you.

Please tell me you don't believe all this shite.

Spot on.

My Nana was a martial arts expert in the 1930's and she would teach all the troops unarmed combat techniques. She has always been fit and agile and still does martial arts to this day, regularly getting up at 4am , donning her black leggings and trainers, plus sweat vest and waking the neighbours up. She's had a room in her house specially kitted out with rubber dummies all dressed in different martial art uniforms , where she runs in and goes round them all like Bruce Lee, knocking them all down, which is not bad for a 98 year old. She's known round here as Nana Nunchucks and nobody messes with her and she's a fanatical Newcastle fan as well which is a bonus and regularly goes to the games with her clan of bingo mates. They call themselves the Toon dabbers and regularly get the crowd singing. Some might have seen her. She's even made her own martial arts names up for the oldies that she teaches. She trains , dung poo, poo clitsu, tae kwonpoo, poodough, sick boxing and many others. Aye, she's fantastic is my Nana and she manages to do all this whilst still keeping her house spick and span and still finding the energy to travel down to see Granda who's banged up for armed robbery aged 102. He's due for parole this year and has told My Nana that it's time he went straight as it's pointless wasting his life being banged up all the time, which has pleased her because she's told him, it's time to grow up as he's not a kid anymore.

Rentons conference... Renton: Hello all, I'm here today to tell you all about the moon landings and how science has made leaps. Tinfoil_Timmy: Mr Ranton Sir...I don;t believe men landed on the moon. Renton: What a silly Billy you are lad, President Kennedy even said, " we choose to go to the moon and do the other things, not because they are easy but because we need your tax dollars and a reason to spend them." Tinfoil_Timmy: See , I told you it was a scam. Renton: I meant that Kennedy really meant to say we will go to the moon by the end of the decade and he really did Timmy lad, so don;t be starting with me in here or I'll boot your stupid little face in. Tinfoil_Timmy: Oh yeah, you and who else like. Renton: Me and head on legs Gemmill, that's who, so watch your mouth. Nut_nut_Nigel: Well I'm with Timmy, I don't believe it either. Renton: (jumps into the crowd on top of Timmy) Right you, you little bastard, what do you think this white Jacket is with Ranton PI on it is then? Tinfoil_Timmy:I don't know Mr Ranton. Renton: It means I'm a physics instructorer thingy, that's what you scabby little freckly faced looney................ ( busts Timmy's head wide open then runs back onto the stage laughing like a mad professor...muwahahahahaha) I can picture it.

You're giving a lecture on the moon landings or on how nuclear power works?

Maybe so but my Dad has a Hornby train set in the loft complete with trees and little plastic train drivers and stuff, so there, ney naw nee noo.

People still go on saying it's been proved that the Earth spins on it's axis and there is no proof whatsoever, it's all theory.

Neither do you.

Say's the head on legs hahahaha.

Nothing you have designed has fallen down? How does this equate to men landing on the moon or nuclear power being real or not? We all use physics at stages in our lives. It's not hard in most cases to spot liars and virtually all Astronot's questioned display the body language of very bad liars with selective memories.

First of all, I can plainly see how technology has advanced with TV screens and computers e.t.c and I'm not disputing them am I. The fake moon landings were set up in the 60's and the fake atom bombs were taking shape in the 30's. You are just jumping to conclusions that I reject technology but you couldn't be further from the truth. I reject the magical properties of Nuclear power in how they say it works and I reject space travel because rockets cannot work in the vacuum of space so it rules out any space travel whatsoever , including satellites and any other pretend man made object in space. If anybody really sat down and thought about the vacuum of space and rockets, a lot would question it at the very least but too many people are stuck in the official stories of why it does work using Newtons laws which simply do not work outside of Earth. There's a multitude of reasons and anomalies as to why man hasn't walked on the moon but the only one that needs to show it , is, the vacuum of space renders it all a pointless waste of time trying and those at the top know it as well. There is a lot more people that question the landings than people think, yet I get called closed minded while those that hang onto every official story as true , no matter what, act like they're open minded lol

You don't know if I am wrong about everything. You can play guessing games but that's all you can do.

How exactly will I benefit from watching this then.

If you want to avoid having your say on it then that's your prerogative. Basically that's mostly what I've had to be honest. Usually, on you're wrong Wolfy but I don't know why you are, you're just a nut. Then you get the odd one's who become Nuclear scientists and satellite engineers and such. So what qualifies you to know it's all true and I'm totally wrong to question it?