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I thought I was but I’m 40 next week

Yeah but your car is falling apart?

Lot of people who have never had criticism from their boss tbh. Grow a pair and speak to each other about it

Buy a second hand Q5 for that, mine is mint. Diesel, fuck everyone else. Get the S line

Right, I’ve had a Quick Look but I’ve been out for a beer too. I have one under tones record, looks shit quality but you are welcome to it. I have loads of cure records too, but I want to keep them. Favourite band. I will try and put some pictures up tomorrow of the others and anyone who claims something can have it

My grandad went working in Germany after the wall came down, when I was about 9 he had a piece of something in their display cabinet. Told me it was part of the Berlin Wall. Not sure if he was taking the piss, he had been had by a German or if it was true.

I’ve got a couple of Undertones vinyls, remind me on when I get home and I will have a look. You can have it/then/whatever I have for nowt. No guarantee on quality or if it even plays though, haven’t had a record player since I was about 20.

Im really lucky in that I designed my own role as the company didn’t want to lose me. Today I have worked probably 45 minutes (from home) and this week a generous 10 hours. Im still bored and am looking elsewhere, it’s just the norm isn’t it?

I would sack him as well if I was his H&S director.

How did you get my holiday pictures?

Sorry for your loss man, sounds terribly similar to my dad. Cancer at 69, two years ago. If you want a chat about it feel free to DM me

Ah if you go the right way, stop in great ayton for an ice cream near the river too

The original truffled pig is in stokesley the one in saltburn is new, both class

Book the truffled hog for food. It’s class

Hahaha I act as Principal Designer on our high rise jobs, if I put this in my maintenance schedule/existing hazard register I would lose my job.

Oof

I’m happy we kept what we had. I am disappointed we didn’t sign new. If we weren’t able to go big on first team players, we should have spent some money on young lads who could come big in the future. I think this is a legacy of older players nobody wants to buy from us in the end. We have quite a “big” squad in numbers. It’s been a weird one, ultimately I have to trust the management of the club. The improvement we have had in 3 years has been mental. We demand a club that tries? I think we have tried within our boundaries and it hasn’t worked for whatever reason. Win tomorrow and it’s been a great start to the season imo.

Stop the season now imo.

Signed for Mallorca hasn’t he?

Well this has been a cluster fuck of epic proportions. We were told day one he has sepsis, and there was nothing they could do. We agree that he should be put on end of life care and tried coming to terms with it. The next day a different consultant said during rounds “ah the antibiotics seem to be working, let’s get him some more and send him home”. He had not had any antibiotics, as he was on end of life care.. so we disagreed. He was moved wards to free a bed, and another new consultant sat us both down and told us he was happy to treat him again but it was unlikely to work and we should prepare ourselves that he might not make it. So he was taken off end of life care, and has been treated with antibiotics for the last 2 days. They finally got his bloods back yesterday and he is recovering.. I don’t claim to be medically trained in anyway whatsoever, but do doctors not talk to each other/read notes on patients? My mam is nearly 70, and has been told twice this week by separate consultants that her first born is going to die when all he seemingly needed was some antibiotics. Also trying to sleep in a hospital chair for days on end has fucked my back, on the plus side I’m sat outside james cook now (4.45am) and it’s the first time I’ve not seen any smack heads around here all week. Swings and roundabouts.

Don’t know how you dare call anyone Eeyore the way you are whinging on about the transfer window mind. Liked a dumped teenage lass.

Oldest shittest joke since the formation of transfer windows, nice one for not only digging up its unfunny corpse on Twitter but posting it here too.

The idea that other clubs get their transfer done in days is nonsense. Just because it’s the first you’ve heard of it doesn’t mean it hasn’t been going on for weeks or months behind the scenes. This one feels protracted cos Palace can’t hold their piss in. I think we might still sign a right winger, but if we don’t it won’t be because we have been scrabbling around in the last few days. We will have a list of numerous players we like for every position, and will move when we know that they are available. If none are available right now for a price we want/are able to play then we won’t buy for the sake of it. Which is the correct way to do it imo. Buying for the sake of it means you end up like Chelsea or Man Utd, with a squad full of toss on high wages that you can’t shift. Obligatory, fuck transfer windows, fuck Twitter and fuck sky. Dumbed down football discussion beyond recognition, lowest common denominator shite.

Oi! Fucker, least we never started a world war

Chelsea acting like their entire club is on cocaine, just fiending for another bag at 4am on some cunts sofa