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He was at the Luton match the other day man

For what it’s worth, cd keys are legit they email you a steam/xbox/playstation link to download the game. Used it loads of times

Twitter is a reliable gauge of stupidity though, if you post/read/believe anything on that cesspit I have some bad news for you. Or some magic beans you might be interested in

Posted from Benidorm on the lash with the lads. English breakfast at the red lion in the morning

Refuse to be told I’m common by a bloke who looks like a melted action man figure

Amazing news mate, give her all my best. If I can offer some advice, give her some time to process it all. It really can mess with your head

Not a fan of cycling but fuck cancer. I’ve had it twice, my dad died of it, my mam had it too. Speaking from personal experience, the worst thing about it is it makes you confront your mortality. I was 30 when I had my first diagnosis, and I had to seriously think about dying. It changes you and your outlook on things and your relationships with other people. It’s a proper headfuck. Fucking hell @Renton any chance you could fix it soon? Lazy bastard

Andrew’s knackers are even bigger it seems

He’s spent half a billion pounds the Lego hair weirdo. They should be better than they were

My shoulders (and the rest) are broad enough. I will start the Chelsea thread tomorrow if nobody else fancies it in the meantime.

Harrogates a mint night tbf, found a weird little blues bar last time I was there. Got v v pissed, had fun.

What’s happened is he has fallen off the gravy train, and realised how hard life is for normal people in this county. Unlucky cunt chops, sucks doesn’t it.

Yeah that’s a mental post. We shouldn’t be pushing an example of a left wing equivalent of Andrew fucking Tate. We should be pushing the the exact opposite of that creature

Haha was looking to help, but he has dastardly provided the correct response

Are them retaining walls just timber?

You can do better imo

I walked it, hungover, with 4 mates about 6 years ago. Thought I was about to die. Might have been the drink, not sure. Took ages. It was a lovely walk tbf. Have fun.

Anyone watching an England international that isn’t in a finals is getting what they deserve. Rather watch our dog take a shite

Hes 29 until he’s 30, that’s how it works

If you lads are buying cars to drop panties your game is weak

My involvement in football has fallen off a cliff tbh, not sure if it’s my age or just lack of enjoyment. Tbf everything seems to matter more when you’re younger. I remember being a teenager, I was playing football everyday. Watching whatever football was on the tv, just loved it. Just turned 40, I maybe watch 2 full games a month now. Just other things I would rather spend my time on. I despise the modernisation of football, i.e idiots on YouTube who are factually know nowts, just making coin off other idiots who love the game. Sky sports news 24 hour rolling coverage that has nothing of value, the internet statisticians who can’t kick a ball straight but know the percentages of a cunt hair. Talksport lowest common denominator shite that appeals to morons, baiting calls and clicks. Presenters on the live match doing all of the above. That stuff is boring. What never changes is the feeling when your team beat a bigger team or smash a rival. It’s the reason lads in the crowd cheer a thumping tackle more than a world class pass. It’s what you feel rather than what you know.

A Musk stan, we always have one oddball on here

Where’s all the Eales bashers now?

Is this a joke take? Properly confused