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Was gunna say, how did you get pictures of that lass from Wakefield?

He’s David Brent man, middle management corporate speak bullshit and does nowt of substance. With nicer suits. Fair play for him to keeping the con going so long.

City have been linked previously, could see him replacing de Bruyne

Lol, lmao even

I’ve been debating it a while but fucking hell your crack is shite. Onto the ignore list, have fun

We were brilliant tonight, as a team. Big plus for me was Tonali showing people what he can do. We made 3 small errors and were punished every time by a lethal side, every chance they had looked like it might be a goal. They are a great team, but very reliant on Salah. We will have a very good year if we play like that most weeks.

Don’t want to go over the top cos it’s Liverpool etc But really good half, tonali has looked really good, hall has been class again. Keep it up and get an early second pls

Im going to have to mute this commentator cunt, couldn’t have his tongue further up the scousers hoop if he tried

Not sure what to expect here but hopefully a lighting quick start and we Tottenham them in 21 minutes

Did we lose this fixture last season? 2-0 I think?

I’ve got a severely disabled brother who we have a DNR on so we can talk about that too if you want?

Having sat with my dad at home while he died of bowel cancer, and we couldn’t get help from a macmillan nurse or a district nurse because they were too busy, giving him the legally allowed amount of morphine to help him sleep, having the medicine in the house that would have ended him but couldn’t legally give him it. This is a fucking triumph, fuck everyone who voted against it. Sit with someone who is in immense pain with no way out and all they have to come is a painful and undignified death then come and talk to me. Cunts.

The reply on the tweet is one of the best things to ever happen on that platform. Bravo Nick, whoever you are

Canny. What’s that got to do with with wykiki said?

He can’t be 44 man.

Let me clarify. Slot winning the league with Klopps team would show Klopp up for under performing after spending fortunes for years. The buck toothed cunt. However personally, I hope liverpool never win another trophy in their history.

Be pretty funny if Slot walks in and pisses the league with Klopp team imo

One of the muckiest lasses I’ve ever met worked in a library. She didn’t drink though so 50/50

Reeks of the office life jealousy this imo

Part of my masters in health and safety was looking at farmers, it’s the most hazardous industry in the country. That’s statistically true. Now think of all the things you have seen at work, I’m talking to the rope swingers etc here. The reason farming is the most dangerous industry in the uk is that they think they know better and do stupid shit. They thought they knew better regarding brexit, they thought they know better regarding H&S legislation, well now they might know better than the uk government but I wouldn’t bet on it.

Little man syndrome, got a decent story about it from my uni days in Edinburgh. If I can ever be arsed I will post it

I can’t recommend deleting Twitter enough, it’s a cesspit that is designed to keep you doom scrolling. You get fed enough things that you’re interested in to keep you hooked, but it also feeds you lots of this shit designed to anger or annoy you. You can argue algorithm all you want, echo chamber all you want, it’s full of musk/russian controlled bots destabilising the west and common sense. It’s appealed to the lowest comment denominator and won. It’s lowered the terms of debate and without overblowing it, it’s a cancer on society. Deleted it years ago, got involved in local issues with social enterprises that help people. Look after my friends and loved ones. The rest of the world will burn. There is not much else we can we do.

Well, there’s another whopper for the ignore list

One this pops into my head semi regularly about that Sunderland show. When they are giving Chris Coleman shit outside the stadium and a fan calls him a cunt, his response is completely mental. ”Cunt am I? I’ve got 6 six kids” Wtf has that got to do with anything?