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Been out most of the day. Just seen motd, Brighton all fart and no shit as usual. Good point, would have been happy with this prior

Different types of player so I call bullshit

Big Ron was the manager at Sheff wed when I played my first season there, 97 I think. We played our matches at the training ground and occasionally the first team would be there if they didn’t have a game. He would take training in them cotton shorts from the 60’s that went past your knee and all his gold jewellery on. He sometimes came to watch the kids teams play, there was two pitches side by side so he could stand in the middle and watch both games. He would keep the shorts and gold on, but put a fir coat on and flirt with the mams.

I’ve got a tent cheers

The best thing about xG is the amount of fume it creates in people.

You live on the same street as your mother in law? You have been completely owned by you missus there

Near enough. She’s upstairs hiding from the sun the fucking vampire

I’m having an ice cold can of Stella. Been off the booze for a while, and there is no better return than a nice tasteless utility lager

Disagree. He is dog eggs

Them two being out might be a blessing, they are both absolute toss

Imagine bringing Eurovision to Darlington. Inbreds and gypsies openly love the gays, what could go wrong?

Stop flirting your only fans you tart

Fanny. Get involved

I probably have a long diatribe to write here because I think stats have a good place in modern football and find them useful in evaluating footballers. However I think I can see with my eyeballs what needs seeing. So fuck it

Great signing based on football manager. Never seen him play

First time in my life I correctly called a comfortable 2-0 against the scabs. Think we win this 1-0, Wilson in the second half

Would be a massive eye opener for the forest manager if he could open his eyes the ugly cunt

Only won 2 in 12 the useless brummy cunts

One of my early jobs was in a marble factory where they cnc’d slabs into kitchen worktops. One of the directors was a bloke called Ian Jones, who it turned out used to manage Status Quo. Here endeth the claim to fame

I’m three episodes in, I think Arteta comes across really well but the Arsenal fans man…

Sorry to hear that mate. No advice but know that we all care about you

I’ve just started playing playing mate, I’m fucking shit. Hit me up for any help you might need. Think Ewerk is the resident golfer tbh

I was the one rocking jaws son

I’ve never eaten marmalade tbh, wasn’t aware there were different varieties

Comfortable 2-0 win I think