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I’ve still got the boots I last wore to play, still in decent Nick but will never be worn again after the last time I tried

George Burley OG for Ipswich in 3-0 home win, first actual player was Chris Waddle

Bragging about being old and close to death, pretty bleak.

Good, unlucky

I’ve met and enjoyed a canapé and a drink with Diane Youdale. Lovely woman, even better looking in person. You can proceed to be jealous now

Grew up in boro, all my best mates are boro fans. Whatever fucks them over the better. Desperate for a rivalry with us, Sunderland, Leeds, any fucker who will take one. Nothing club to everyone except boro fans. Ask a random football fan about boro and they will shrug their shoulders. Had a spell in the 90s when the chairman bank rolled them but otherwise irrelevant and it nearly bankrupt them, again.

I don’t need your respect, you’re a gladiators enjoyer

Missus is out with her mates, dog asleep. Might you know, never watch gladiators ever in my life

Youse are mad, I play games to get away from the missus

He’s a rolls Royce of a defensive centre mid, the closest you can get to Busquets but bigger, stronger and better in the air. He’s immense

3-0, start fast get ahead and manage the game. These are shite at the back

Fucking Southgate has been knighted, big deal for Man Utd to have a Sir managing them next

Nonsense, we managed the game and saw it out. We won comfortably and didn’t need to over extend ourselves.

Managing the game pretty well imo, we will get a chance on the break. Think isak needs a rest though

We just need to weather this storm and we will get a couple more later in the half

Disagree about Arrizabalaga, think he’s a poor shot stopper. He is good with the ball at this feet though. Football opinions are like arseholes though so I could be wrong

Think we will go back and we should, he was hung out to dry at Burnley because of Kompanys kamikaze style of play. He's a very good young goalkeeper, would be ideal back up for a couple of years then take over.

Demi Moore and some young lass I’ve never heard of/seen before, basically knackers out throughout the whole thing. Demi is a good 20 years older than me but my god. The young lass is obviously outstanding. Its meant to be a commentary on the misogyny in Hollywood, but it’s shite really, great tits and fanny and then a silly body horror ending.

Watched the substance with the wife today, absolute shite but if I had watched it on my tod i would have writhed the head off it

Honestly can’t decide if this is going to be an era defining 8-0 victory or 1-0 loss to a stonewall non penalty. Going 8-0 victory I think

Everton reckon their new stadium will be worth an extra £40 mill a year to them, compared to the old one. Might have some baring on our future plans?

Bruno Fernandez got booked today so misses this game btw

0-6 big old dry bumming

Don’t have kids, but don’t apologise. It’s nice to be proud of your progeny

Aged well, they looked shite. Their managers role in the new Nosferatu film has taken it out of him