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You obviously don’t like the correct part of the lakes mate, you need to get your opinions sorted

On unrelated boring semantic news. I’m off to Northcote Manor tomorrow night for a feed and a sleep. Never had sweetbreads before but fuck me im going to give it a good go

This sounds like a lie

I’m assuming you pissed all over the floor? Shitting without pissing is blasphemous

That’s my main concern tbh, also I speak proper

Off to a wedding later, our lass has gone to get her hair and makeup done and sent me this text “I look like a total dick! I should have done it myself” Pray for me when she gets home

“Bob Mortimer Jordan Henderson speech” Allison - “eh?”

We’ve still only lost 3 times all season man. I know we’ve had a few too many draws but 3 losses is amazing

We play like this the rest of the season we finish 3rd never mind 4th. We out played, out fought and out coached them all game. That bald finger sniffer on their bench should be ashamed, bang on about our game management and ended up with no central defenders on the pitch. We are class.

I think this is the first time I’ve seen a Man Utd team come here and literally play for a point. Got McTominay man marking Bruno in this day and age. Better than them in every regard, we just need one and we will get three

2 1/2 thousand followers if anyone is interested. Before I sacked Twitter off I had half of that, and as discussed above. I’m a know nowt

Not saying much that like. McTominey might be on our radar, I don’t really care. I was underwhelmed when we bought Burn and Targett but was obviously wrong, I might just have to finally accept the people who work for us know more about football than a 38 year old mong from boro. If the manager Ok’s it then go for it imo, not my money.

Credible sources still get more wrong than they get right

I’ve got a load of old vinyls by the cure, I was dead into them when I was younger. Don’t think I even have a record player anymore. Happy to send them to someone if anyone wants them?

We must have different ideas of fun mush

Youse are all arguing about a player mentioned in an article by a know knowt, must be international week

Incorrect

Can’t be arsed looking but Oldham away 91, I was 7 and it was the coldest I’ve ever been at a football ground

I’ve started refusing meetings if I don’t believe I need to be there. If anything of importance comes up I will catch it in the minutes. It was getting beyond a joke, site meeting on one side of Manchester, then a teams meeting meaning I have to get across Manchester to our office. Then a design team meeting in the city centre. Nah, your alright.

You ate Nigella’s fish taco? Lucky bastard

You’re discussing goalkeeping wrong. It’s not one (shot stopping/footwork) at the expense of the other. I think Pope is a better goalkeeper. Southgate, despite his decent record has a tendency to pick favourites. He favours Pickford, his problem not ours. We don’t want our first choice keeper getting the pressure that comes with that job tbh, it ruined Rob Green. Who was a very good goalkeeper.

Best thing about them going down would be how irreversibly fucked they would be with their squad and wages. Doing a leeds IMO

Yeah was gunna say, how can you tell?

Best way to win that match imo. Last min stone wall penalty against the cloggiest of cloggers I’ve seen all season. It will boost us and I hope it deflates them and they go down never to return SCABS

Is Targett on the bench? Think Burn is getting a bit wound up here and could see him splitting someone in half