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It will be Harrison from leeds imo

We might catch Arsenal at this rate

So despite “not playing well”, having the shit kicked out of us, getting no decisions all night. We have dished out another dry bumming. Good season this.

I think we will finish 3rd tbh

If there is a reason to sound the national alarm or whatever it’s fucking called, then no there isn’t. We would all be dead forthwith, so unnecessary.

I went to Oktoberfest a few years ago, my body shut down by day three and it took me about 6 weeks to recover

Having grown up there and obviously got a load of shit about being a Newcastle Utd fan, fuck boro fans. Loud mouth cunts, with a chip on their shoulder. Desperate to be relevant to anyone in the north east because they don’t have a local derby. Won one cup off the back of Gibson bankrolling them for more than 30 years and never shut up about it. Also never fill their shit flatpack even when Carrick has them on a 10 game winning run

Whoever wrote that method statement needs to “spend a day on the tools” the stupid cunt. One of my main gripes is safety paperwork written from behind a desk. Glad you tucked them up mate

Go on, give us the full story.

Do you know what averages are?

You obviously don’t like the correct part of the lakes mate, you need to get your opinions sorted

On unrelated boring semantic news. I’m off to Northcote Manor tomorrow night for a feed and a sleep. Never had sweetbreads before but fuck me im going to give it a good go

This sounds like a lie

I’m assuming you pissed all over the floor? Shitting without pissing is blasphemous

That’s my main concern tbh, also I speak proper

Off to a wedding later, our lass has gone to get her hair and makeup done and sent me this text “I look like a total dick! I should have done it myself” Pray for me when she gets home

“Bob Mortimer Jordan Henderson speech” Allison - “eh?”

We’ve still only lost 3 times all season man. I know we’ve had a few too many draws but 3 losses is amazing

We play like this the rest of the season we finish 3rd never mind 4th. We out played, out fought and out coached them all game. That bald finger sniffer on their bench should be ashamed, bang on about our game management and ended up with no central defenders on the pitch. We are class.

I think this is the first time I’ve seen a Man Utd team come here and literally play for a point. Got McTominay man marking Bruno in this day and age. Better than them in every regard, we just need one and we will get three

2 1/2 thousand followers if anyone is interested. Before I sacked Twitter off I had half of that, and as discussed above. I’m a know nowt

Not saying much that like. McTominey might be on our radar, I don’t really care. I was underwhelmed when we bought Burn and Targett but was obviously wrong, I might just have to finally accept the people who work for us know more about football than a 38 year old mong from boro. If the manager Ok’s it then go for it imo, not my money.

Credible sources still get more wrong than they get right

I’ve got a load of old vinyls by the cure, I was dead into them when I was younger. Don’t think I even have a record player anymore. Happy to send them to someone if anyone wants them?

We must have different ideas of fun mush