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Im not in the headspace to add anything useful to the discussion, but our lass is a university lecturer and has been for years. The kids are getting exponentially more stupid, anecdotally.

We should just have Kulusevski off roflham lolspurs when they go down

They’ve been great this season but they were bank rolled out of the lower leagues by an oil and gas Russian, who avoided sanctions by getting British citizenship. So not quite the plucky little under dog story

I’m only seeing motd now, that pass by Murphy for the second was world class. It bounced of Isaks standing foot

Some fucking shocking fits on that stage, M&S continue to do a roaring trade

Nice to see the real Mats Selz today, shit cunt

Got a coke nail on his little finger

Who’s getting the better deal is a mental question tbh mate, we would be losing our manager..

Eh?

Canny bangers on his lass

Just watched the extended highlights so admittedly haven’t seen the whole game. Ederson is a busted flush, the rotating goalkeeper thing has never worked. A keeper needs to know his defenders, even the subs. At least 3 of those goals are Edersons fault. They have no legs in midfield, Rodri papers over some cracks because he is so good but their central midfield is SLOW. Once it hits though they will go on a run. Sticking by my hot take.

Don’t think liverpool are all that, city will hit form. Even if they don’t they will close the gap, then break some more rules and have a stellar team next season. Enjoy the premier league, its a level playing field for everyone.

City will win the league imo, hot take I know.

Only in the champions league, seems to me he is a massive confidence player with very few fundamentals of goalkeeping. You can’t let an attacker win a header 3 yards out from goal. He’s terrified of leaving his line, and because he has no confidence he’s not evem doing what he is good at (playing with his feet). After the other lad played great in their last game it’s on the manager, should have left him out. Bayinder would have been on top of the world after the last match and then straight back onto the bench, shit management. Which is lovely

He is honestly the worst actual goalkeeper in the premier league, I can’t be arsed explaining my credentials on the matter but just believe me

It’s a hard competition because they are all thicker than a guiness shite, if I had to pick one it would be Rio Ferdinand. The main problem is how thick they are it’s their obvious “big 6” biases, never get a lad who was a for example Brighton player on a Brighton game. It’s a “Utd” player and a liverpool player talking about something they have no idea about. Fuck sky, get a dodgy stick and don’t give them any money

Just watched motd2, fucking hell. Onana, I’m a better goalkeeper than him now and I’m a fat 40 year old. He should have come for the cross on the second and the third is laughable

If PSR is going to nerf transfer windows so badly for the majority of clubs then there is an argument that transfer directors or whatever are a level of middle management that could be culled from football.

Why does this gif last an hour?

Just back from the hospital. My brother passed away tonight, he had a brain haemorrhage 13 years ago and had been severely disabled since. He went in with a chest infection which was common for him due to his previous brain injury (he was quadriplegic so couldn’t shift infections easily). It happened remarkable quickly but luckily I made it back from Manchester in time. I haven’t processed anything yet tbh, I’m really worried about my mam though. Since my dad died 3 years ago she has devoted herself to my brothers care and I’m worried she will be at a lost end. Sure am sick of watching my loved ones die though, that’s my dad and brother I’ve looked in the eye as the life leaves them and it’s definitely changed me as a person. Not a clue why I’m even putting this on here tbh, none of your business you bunch of cunts. At least Man Utd are shite

He literally said “can only play on the left”, incorrect

Aye that’s patently nonsense, all 5 of our midfielders/wingers are right footed and nobody bats an eyelid. Loads of pairs of centre backs are both right footed.

Would rather take a chance on Dibling from Southampton personally, Semenyo isn’t as good as he looks this season it’s a purple patch like Miggys was. I don’t think Mbeumo is the kind of player we need either, and would probably cost more than we can spend at the moment.

3rd least goals conceded and 4th most goals scored in the league. Not bad

Ruddy and Gillespie are training goalkeepers, they face shots from the outfield players in training. It reduces the wear and tear/chance of injury on your first two keepers. Most first choice keepers now aim to make 2-300 “saves” per training session with the ball, but the majority of them are with the goalkeeper coach so they can work on technique etc.