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So the only one we lost was against City? Also Leeds are shite

If there is any ring stretching going on I will be the stretcher not the stretchee, as it were

Think we win this comfortably, after the villa set back we reacted really well and we will after the arsenal game

Well. Me and our lass are off to Gran Canaria this summer, I’ve never been. I’m planning on proposing so at least if it goes wrong I can hit the gay bars for a bit of a fondle

Ta fist

Fucking hell, serves me right for believing google. Will edit

My first time lads so go easy on me

West Ham doing us a favour so far

We haven’t been very good today tbh but still had enough chances to get something. Ah well upcoming games are easier

Don’t think we have been at our best but still been the better team. Problem we have now is they can hit us on the break, which they are excellent at. Think Isak wide left hasn’t worked because Saka is just doubling up on him with White.

We are finishing second anyway tbh

Tierney is absolutely class tbh. He does has injury worries but the main thing about him is his character, was captain of Celtic and Scotland at 19 (I think, not a specialist). Which would be another leader in the team, would be very happy if he ends up here.

Can’t see a cock in that photo. Apart from Noel Gallagher, oi oi!

It will be Harrison from leeds imo

We might catch Arsenal at this rate

So despite “not playing well”, having the shit kicked out of us, getting no decisions all night. We have dished out another dry bumming. Good season this.

I think we will finish 3rd tbh

If there is a reason to sound the national alarm or whatever it’s fucking called, then no there isn’t. We would all be dead forthwith, so unnecessary.

I went to Oktoberfest a few years ago, my body shut down by day three and it took me about 6 weeks to recover

Having grown up there and obviously got a load of shit about being a Newcastle Utd fan, fuck boro fans. Loud mouth cunts, with a chip on their shoulder. Desperate to be relevant to anyone in the north east because they don’t have a local derby. Won one cup off the back of Gibson bankrolling them for more than 30 years and never shut up about it. Also never fill their shit flatpack even when Carrick has them on a 10 game winning run

Whoever wrote that method statement needs to “spend a day on the tools” the stupid cunt. One of my main gripes is safety paperwork written from behind a desk. Glad you tucked them up mate

Go on, give us the full story.

Do you know what averages are?

You obviously don’t like the correct part of the lakes mate, you need to get your opinions sorted

On unrelated boring semantic news. I’m off to Northcote Manor tomorrow night for a feed and a sleep. Never had sweetbreads before but fuck me im going to give it a good go