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Serves you right for playing rugby tbh, game for arseholes

I’m glad we are bad for it tbh. For years we have been too easy to play against, going back as long as I can remember. One of my favourite things about this team is we are full of fuck and give it to everyone

Eating too many pies is why I’ve taken up walking tbf

Enjoyed an 8 miler around Derbyshire the other weekend. About a mile up and down in total, anything longer than that I’m liable to get bored tbh

Planning a few walks around Northumberland for the summer. I know there are some other old boring fucks who like a walk around there so any suggestions? Also if anyone wants their chin testing while I’m there just let me know

Have you edited that with MS Paint?

So the only one we lost was against City? Also Leeds are shite

If there is any ring stretching going on I will be the stretcher not the stretchee, as it were

Think we win this comfortably, after the villa set back we reacted really well and we will after the arsenal game

Well. Me and our lass are off to Gran Canaria this summer, I’ve never been. I’m planning on proposing so at least if it goes wrong I can hit the gay bars for a bit of a fondle

Ta fist

Fucking hell, serves me right for believing google. Will edit

My first time lads so go easy on me

West Ham doing us a favour so far

We haven’t been very good today tbh but still had enough chances to get something. Ah well upcoming games are easier

Don’t think we have been at our best but still been the better team. Problem we have now is they can hit us on the break, which they are excellent at. Think Isak wide left hasn’t worked because Saka is just doubling up on him with White.

We are finishing second anyway tbh

Tierney is absolutely class tbh. He does has injury worries but the main thing about him is his character, was captain of Celtic and Scotland at 19 (I think, not a specialist). Which would be another leader in the team, would be very happy if he ends up here.

Can’t see a cock in that photo. Apart from Noel Gallagher, oi oi!

It will be Harrison from leeds imo

We might catch Arsenal at this rate

So despite “not playing well”, having the shit kicked out of us, getting no decisions all night. We have dished out another dry bumming. Good season this.

I think we will finish 3rd tbh

If there is a reason to sound the national alarm or whatever it’s fucking called, then no there isn’t. We would all be dead forthwith, so unnecessary.

I went to Oktoberfest a few years ago, my body shut down by day three and it took me about 6 weeks to recover