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With the contract news yesterday, I think this will be the 23 man squad, with no incoming transfers. What happens after that I have no idea. GKS Pope Karius Gillespie DFs Trippier Schar Lascelles Botman Dummett Targett Burn Ashby MFs Almiron ASM Gordon Ritchie Anderson Willock Bruno Joelinton Longstaff Murphy CFs Wilson Isak

He class, small but dirty as fuck. All about this if it happens

Does Gillespie count as home grown for European squad spots?

Imagine if his brother does end up at the mackems. Christmas dinner will be good chat.

Mate if I’m Francesco Totti, I’m going all out on living my best life until I die. If that involves getting out of shape then so be it

Your mother pushed a visitor who hired her boat, into the sea, and left him?

They are a Sunderland 18/19 year old tbh

Because I’m a sad act I’ve been watching England goalkeeper training on YouTube. As a lad who played in goal, Pickford is better than we give him credit for. But, Henderson is technically the best England goalkeeper. He is excellent. Whats weird to me about it though is the lack of crack between them, we used to have competitions and call each other worse than shit and there’s none of that

Good luck mate. I honestly have no idea, I’m going to take her to the jewellery quarter in Birmingham and close my eyes. Deal with consequences on my deathbed probably

I know there is nicer looking lasses about but I’ve always thought I would enjoy flinging one up her immensely

Yeah they’ve been cack. Absurd penalty aside they’ve created nowt

It’s mainly for the pizza oven to rest on, so I can continue my quest to be the worlds fattest man

I fucking need city to win this, her dads a red and he chats enough toss as it is

Fuck nahs what I’ve done with that link but it seems to have been successful

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Also if it’s still standing then it’s a success imo

Tbf I’m going to render it and tile it, so if it’s somewhat straight it should look ok at the end

Wish I was as good as him, I can see this turning into an absolute disaster

Her indoors has decided she wants an outside kitchen type thing (basically a bbq with a worktop and space for a fridge) building. Ive laid the base so guess what I’m spending my sunny weekend doing. Haven’t laid a brick since college, this thing is going to be on the wonk at every angle

3, Pardew, 2, 1, 4 imo

Keepers aren’t allowed a cunt hair off the line anymore by the rules. Which if you have played in goal is fucking stupid, you have to move forward to dive left and right otherwise you get no distance. Decision made by people who never played, again.

This was the most I’ve kept up with making transfers and subs and stuff ever, still only came third. Some nerds on here. Well played everyone

If he is making so much money why does he charge subscriptions?

Can’t wait mate have you got anymore information?

Think they are called black rings nowadays Irish