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I’m away for the weekend with our lass, her two brothers & their partners and children (2.5 and 9 months) and her parents (is their wedding anniversary). Havent had a minutes peace from talking about children since Thursday night, having to play with the older one just because he happens to be a child. Finally thought I had some peace, escaped to a beer garden with my book and a pint. They have no all decided to leave the beach and come and meet me. Fucking kill iz

Italy lost last night, so are out?

Really selling having kids and ever shagging your missus again here lads

Bet he doesn’t either. Paid per word, no retainer

You are a bunch of old cunts, and having a go at Elton John who is 76 year old. See how good youse lot are your jobs at that age. He knows he shite, he’s come out with a tight band, and played all the hits. He can’t much more than he is.

I used to love him when I was a “student” but I was using a variety of drugs at the time. His songs hold up imo

Cat Stevens putting on a decent show for his age

I live down the road from the Talleyrand in Manchester, literally walking distance. Kazimier in liverpool is a good night out too

They were playing Billy Braggs stage at half 7 yesterday but it doesn’t seem to have any cameras on it apparently.

Can you look for a specific band on iPlayer? My mates band was playing yesterday but I can’t seem to find them on there

He isn’t the kind to sit deep. He’s a proper old school midfielder who covers the whole pitch

The health and safety at work act has been in place since 1974, the stupid cunt

I think Tonali is more likely to take Longstaffs position tbh

I was invited to a 3 way once when we were all on cowies, I couldn’t get it up (obviously) so I just watched a couple necking on for a bit then went in the garden, smokes loads of fags and drank sweet as fuck cups of tea. Probably (but not definitely) the weirdest evening of my life.

Either but probably the latter in our system

I bought a diesel, treated myself to a Q5 because I do a LOT of motorway miles. There is a clean air zone in discussion in Manchester now so I might have fucked myself. I will get an electric at some point but I don’t have a drive/garage so the infrastructure isn’t there yet

Future Italy captain to go with Bruno as future Brazilian captain, not bad

I’ve had my ID robbed or whatever, some fucker has opened credit accounts in my name and ordered loads of women’s clothes and shite furniture. The silly cunt didn’t change the delivery address so it’s all arrived to me. I’ve been on the phone all day to millions of different places trying to sort it, I am on hold so I’m sat on the settee looking out the front window and some cunt kid just rides his bike straight into my car and scratches it all down the side…

Should see the size of that fucker now man

And anyone else thinking about it/doing it

Good luck Tom

Yeah that’s what I would do, but it’s probably for the best for us that I’m not paid to make these decisions. Not going to be easy reorganising an Ashley squad tbh

With the contract news yesterday, I think this will be the 23 man squad, with no incoming transfers. What happens after that I have no idea. GKS Pope Karius Gillespie DFs Trippier Schar Lascelles Botman Dummett Targett Burn Ashby MFs Almiron ASM Gordon Ritchie Anderson Willock Bruno Joelinton Longstaff Murphy CFs Wilson Isak

He class, small but dirty as fuck. All about this if it happens