strawb

Not a massive fan of these kind of things, the one at Man City is soulless corporate car park for use by day trippers. But, it’s a way of growing revenue I suppose. Which we need to do

For that much work get the cheapest one you can find (all much of a muchness at lower prices), but keep the blade new and get some tracks to keep you straight. You will struggle to go through a sleeper in one pass with a circular saw (blade depth isn’t enough) so will need to mark all the way round and probably do one cut per side, then maybe finish with a hand saw.

He’s a centre midfielder, who has covered at left back. Decent young player though

He’s 4th worst on that list to my eyes? Zaha all fart and no shite as per usual

Update. Got the bag back, sunburn isn’t as bad as first thought. Cheers again all

Thanks for all the well wishes lads, can’t help but notice a lack of money rolling in though

Well I’m sat in Gran Canaria, with slight sunburn and a missing bag but as a man engaged to be married. If you want to donate to the Strawb wedding fund, please let me know

Yeah but the players we bough previously still count in this window too, so botman, Bruno, trippier, pope, Isak

The pacific isn’t in the same league

That’s what happened to my brother, 30 years old getting ready for a night out and collapsed. Massive brain damage. One of the most terrifying things in the world imo

Watched the video behind the scenes and Tonali’s missus is my new “celebrity” crush, absolute sweetheart

Wheres the sunshine on leith? Etc

Twitter has been canny bad for years, at least MySpace had the good grace to die before the boomers and racists took over (see also Facebook). Cesspit, hope it costs musk a fortune

When that was new, I lent that exact kind of box set to a mate. He gave me it back missing one disc, the cunt. I had completely forgot about it until now as well. Going to ring him at 4am

Would you say Phillips is their best ever player? Pretty low bar

Gordon’s missus’ bangers though

Not allowed to call them that anymore mate

It’s probably because I drive it all the time, going home to see family but it’s mind blowing how often there are massive tailbacks

I’m a fan of Gordon for what it’s worth

It just always seems to have shite accidents (two separate ones today) that result in delays

Like it known that the strawbz bloke on that tweet is not me

Well that was 4 days of my life I won’t get back, topped off today by a 7.5 hour drive from Wales to boro (taking my mam for her op in the morning) due to the M62. Which is in my opinion the worst road in the world, and I’ve driven in North Africa.

Go back to shouting at people near Grey’s monument I expect

I get that parents think their children and brilliant and interesting, that’s fine. Doesn’t mean I have to agree

Honestly thought people might be self aware enough to talk about something other than children, but how wrong I was. I actually don’t mind these two but for 4 days it gets a bit much. They aren’t that interesting, and not everything they do needs to be a spectacle of wonder and amazement. The elder one did a shit in his portapotty thing earlier and shouted “look” when he got off it, no ta mate.