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This is a genuine question, and I hope you don’t take it badly. Why do transfer stories interest you more than discussing other football things?

You lot are showing your age here lads. Not a criticism, just an observation

This is pre cut surely?

Embarrassing, if it’s a real statement

Blokes has 10 coke nails, most people stop at one

That’s an outstanding result, they aren’t as bad as we made them look. Also, don’t think we played at our best. So good signs

Have a few bookings today to look round wedding venues, brought my mam so obviously it’s turned into a trip round shite market towns in between the viewings so she can have a look in tat shops. And my new (second hand) car is fucked, so had to cram my fat arse into a fiat 500 all bastard day. Great mood

There’s no such thing as a “good” one mate, just less shite. The estate agents will be able to recommend one, but they will probably get a kick back if that bothers you

I’ve found it the best way to judge people

It’s a really strange transfer imo. Rays is a liability from crosses, only about 6” . Not sure what’s going on

Yeah true. Don’t see how who scores enough goals to keep them up though. Honestly looking at the teams, there is going to be some shite in the league this year

PaddockLad yearns for an old fashioned winger. Bring back Keith Gillespie I say

Them to go down must be a knocking bet now like

He’s about 6 foot 2 I think, unless I’ve been wooshed

Yeah all allowed an opinion but it’s going to get canny boring if you just slag off whoever starts left wing all season.

I’ve told you before, the sun comes up then the moon. Then the sun, then the moon. When will you understand!

Looks like 3 at the back to me that

That episode made me feel really anxious tbh. Not sure someone of your constitution managed it

Nah, knock down the toilet afterwards and build a statue to Adam Johnson

Watch your mouth southerner. *Replace Consett with any other town you have had a bad experience in

In a similar vein. Buy the stadium of shite, make them play at consett. Play there for a year while we redevelop st James

You render fat don’t you? Might come back slimmer

Positioning mainly, he makes what should be routine saves look like good saves because his position is wrong. It also means when he can’t make those “good” saves, he concedes goals he shouldn’t. Not sure I can ever remember him coming for a cross either, but it has been a while since I’ve seen him play tbh.

Agree to disagree with both of you. He’s very poor, but what do I know about goalkeeping.

He isn’t a decent keeper tbh