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Dry bumming tbh

Ramsdale is miles better than our sub keepers. We would still be mad to spend any money/wages we have on another goalkeeper.

Feel free mate, can’t seem my face but can see your lasses heft

He said we deserved to win. The ball sniffing cunt is broken. He’s for the sack. I would love to be this lass asking the questions, I would make him dig his own grave the ball pervert.

I was insinuating it was long mate. It’s the internet, we both know it’s minuscule. Get over it.. your lass did.

Watching on TNT and they have Ten Haag coming up, just going to unroll the cock so I can have a wank to his misery

Even Van Gaals bores where better than that shower tbh

That honestly might be the worst Man Utd team I’ve seen come to St James’ in my lifetime. Fucking Stoke with big wages, terrible

Love that Man Utd who have spent £1Billion recently, their best tactic when losing is put Harry fucking Maguire upfront. Haha it’s embarrassing

Tino has been class again. But the entire team have tbh

That’s only step one mate. It’s a complicated business

That’s a dislocated shoulder, he landed wrong. I can talk technical on goalkeeping if you want to get erect?

There isn’t a player I hate more than Fernandez for these. He is a genuine cunt

This is the kind of game where Wilson would come on and bag a couple I think

Couldn’t be happier for the lad. Absolute workhorse

You know it’s a shite Man Utd team when Harry Maguire has been their best player

Mowbray is a good manager, they would struggle to find someone who is better with a team full of kids. Apart from Adam Johnson obviously

Thought about this a lot in the last few years, both cancer diagnoses made me think I was a goner. And I sat with my dad while he took his last breath. Im generally comfortable with it being like a light switch turning off and that’s it. I don’t think people are generally afraid of being dead, they are afraid of how they will die. Will it hurt etc. and worry for the people they are going to leave behind, for the last week or so while he was campos mentis my dad tried spent his time telling me where his money was and how to access it, passwords for accounts etc. so I could sort it all for my mam. It’s a strange way to spend the last few days of your life but it give him some comfort I suppose

Paul Scholes should be on that list for tonguing off his daughters toes as well the wrong un.

The big problem with VAR and refereeing is that all referees are nerdly little spenks who got bullied at school. Every single one of them watch their lass get fucked by another bloke.

Outstanding from the entire team. The games against Dortmund cost us, but no blame for anyone involved. I think we end up in the europa league but still so proud of the every single player and staff

Saying this with 7/8 minutes left. The lads are knackered but fuck me have they put their balls into this. So proud of all of them, no matter what happens.

Miley is fucking mind blowing. 17 years old, fucker is playing like he is 27 and a seasoned international

The Royle Family is absolutely class man

The good news is there is glue remover to help you. The bad news is you still need to scrape it all off with a wallpaper scraper