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Just got my first drink of the day/half a pint of Baileys. Had to cook and clean for 6 people with no help, then drive the olders back home around Middlesbrough. This bottle will be gone in less than an hour, merry fucking Christmas

All the best mate, hope you get it figured out

Merry Christmas nerds, all the best to you and yours

2 shots on target all game so far

It’s about posh fuckers who go to Cambridge and live in basically a castle

Saltburn. Without a doubt the weirdest film I’ve ever seen.

Sorry, I don’t understand the question

Nobody is infallible. Trippier has made costly mistakes in the last 2/3 games. No problem with calling out mistakes (missing a penalty isn’t a mistake imo, but no biggie) The hyperbole is mental though, we have gone from literally bottom of the league and out of the cups as soon as we enter them. To champions league, a final, a quarter final lost away to Chelsea and the reaction is inconsistent.

Yeh we did, after 65 minutes of defending like hero’s, and working our socks off. I cannot believe you don’t understand that the we were under the cosh for the entire game and that kind of defending takes it out of you. I am not saying you can’t be annoyed but calling these lads out is harsh, we are down to the bare bones and they are giving everything.

No argument that he isn’t playing well. But that’s where my complaints stop. You might need to calm down a little and realise where we are to where we were.

Yeah. Lots of old women wanging on because we don’t beat a team that spent £800 million in the summer. It’s boring, you’re boring. The lads we had (most of them from the Ashley era) did us proud. We lost. On pens which happens. Mistakes were made, which happens.

Fucking hell mate do you need a wank off of something? Incessantly negative. We lost a game of football. In the quarter finals. We lost in the final of this cup last year. Neither are ideal but both are progress.

Some mad takes here. I get that tempers are high but fuck me. Im proud of the lads, Caicedo cost more alone than our midfield. Never mind the injuries and extra games our lads have had. Penalties are penalties, shit happens.

Anyone seen Xavi’s nipples on social media? Fucking massive

According to google, the UK average is about 39%. It’s way higher than that at the football imo

There is an excessive amount of bald men who are into football like, look at the crowd at any match and it’s 70% bald fuckers. It’s dead weird.

What I would give for a generational talent

Ketamine is a shite high imo, get wobbly legs and stop talking. Do too much and end up in a weird place, then apparently it’s class when you come back. Nah, not for me.

I thought this might be a cold take but seeing some of your calls here… Baked beans are rank, texture, taste, too sweet everything about them is shite

Been in bed for 4 days with covid. Miles worse than the last time I had it, had a fever, coughing so much I am sick. Head is splitting. Think it’s finally starting to clear today hopefully. Can tell I’m getting old cos my back hurts from laying down too much, wtf is that about?

Aye Kraft will change the game. Stick to ice hockey

Bollocks. For who? Stop talking shite man

We’ve been shite here but not blaming the manager or players. They don’t have anything left to give, especially against a really physical team. No worries. Second half of the season will be a different story.

I NEED Gordon to score the winner here, shut these whining fucks up

I think they might end up playing 5 at the back here. Young right wing back and Coleman as a third centre back to try and deal with Gordon. Could be wrong like