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Contact the HSE and mention the CDM regulations and breaches. Then sit back as nowt happens because they are another underfunded, understaff arm of the current government.

I’ve only been to Rhodes, and had a few days in lindos too. Something similar but a different island maybe?

I know there is some Greece experts in here, recommendations pls

Not with Southgate as the manager

Unbearable surely?

Bruno Fernandez is my most hated footballer, maybe ever. Rat cunt

I saw him on this tour and it was very good, hope you have a good time

Haven’t we all got a message from an unknown number and sent back a picture of our withered member? Standard behaviour isn’t it?

He’s playing a character to get views on the internet and make money. Not even a Man Utd fan.

What you’ve done there is, piss yourself.

Football is a confidence game, if you are confident you play better. Goalkeeper more so than any position, it seems to me that Dubravka has lost his confidence a bit. Either through not playing or the injuries he had prior to Pope coming in. He could have done better on both goals but I don’t think either were a howler.

A whole clove and a half of garlic? Calm down Keith Floyd, you might get some flavour in it soon.

I would watch Alex Scott do anything tbf

Think he was Gordon’s man anyway tbh. The centre backs would be attacking the cross not marking opposition attackers

Usually run out of things to say to each other after 3 days, warn her she is going to burn, end up having a row.

It goes further than large structures like bridges mate. If any of your family live in social housing, get shit boiler checked. The landlord should do it but fuck me what I saw in london would make a hooker blush

I got the worst shits of my life in Marrakesh, genuinely thought I might prolapse.

Our lass has had her colonoscopy and it’s all clear. Thank fuck. Been in James Cook all week with my brother because his fits were out of control, then drove down last night and spent all day today in the arse inspection unit of the MRI. Great week.

I once took my half blind 8 year old bulldog for a walk at a semi rural park in Middlesbrough (i.e - it’s a quiet park, but within 10 minutes you can get a pint of Guinness and burger). Im walking her (read - dragging her) up a hill, we get to the top and over the rise there is 17 (estimate) fully grown (early 20s) men and women (woman) fully decked out in home made (or even worse bought on the internet) elf, dwarf, wizard and warrior gear, swords, shields, armour, capes, the fucking business. They were really going for it, shouting spells at each other and that, I saw a man take a spell and perform a death that Platoon would be proud of. Even the dog stopped to ogle them, and she can’t see shit. I passed an older lad walking his greyhound and he said “seen them cunts up the hill” I just shook my head.

I agree with all that mate. I dunno about the price but like Bournemouth paid 23mill for a kid from Bristol in the summer who has done nowt, palace paid 21 mill for a kid from Blackburn who has done nowt. Even Ruben Loftus Cheek, went for about 19 to Milan and he is dog eggs. Tbh I forgot about him being pure profit due to being home grown, I reckon moyes would pay 25 for him though. Spunked 30 on the free kick merchant who doesn’t even start games over a 6’8” freak

He’s been poor recently but he’s worth more than that

Sorry about your Auntie mush, keep your pecker up.

Oh please invite him onto our Newcastle United board to tell us why we are wrong, with our semi serious jibes about his team. Please, can you?

Not a knee jerk but there are players on our team out of their depth here. Lascelles can’t pass a ball 10 yards, championship level defender. Not a coincidence that he has played more this season and we concede more.

So up against it, against the best team in the world. With a tired and depleted squad of players. We concede two deflections that were routine saves otherwise and come across a homer cunt of a ref. Sums the season up tbh.