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If we get after these early their arse will fall out, and then their stadium roof will fall in cos it’s pissing down here

Select group of 84’s winners. Katy Perry Scarlett Johansson Aubrey Plaza Mart Elizabeth winstead Claire Foy and Avril Levigne

Yeah I’m alive mush. All very civilised, still a couple of long days drinking but nothing mental.

I was going to make a joke about breaking your lasses back, but I shan’t

I’m awake and having a turd atm. We took it easy yesterday so we don’t ruin the food today. Found a decent boozer off Leith walk that was open till 1. All very civilised so far for all the doubters.

Too busy whipping peaches to the back post for banter

It’s not going to be a mad one. I’m nearly 40, as are all the lads (7) going. 4 have kids and 1 has kids on the way. We are going to Tom Kitchins restaurant for some dinner tomorrow and then some drinks. There will be no strippers, midgets or wacky uniforms.

I went on a stag to Prague years ago, the father of the bride went and died in his sleep first night. Ruined everyone’s weekend the selfish fucker

Edinburgh. I went to uni there, I’ve checked on a few of my favourite bars and some of them survived so going to visit my old haunts. Then probably get pilled off my saggy tits, knowing the lads I’m going with.

My stag do this weekend. See youse next week, if I survive. If not, it’s been a pleasure and fuck you all.

Honestly forgot he existed

If we sneak any kind of Europe I don’t think Longstaff will go, we still need to hit the homegrown quota. Only have Longstaff, Anderson and Miley unless I’m missing someone. Also think Longstaff has been playing injured for the second half of the season, because we are so low on numbers. A good young goalkeeper is a must for me, Pope isn’t getting any younger. Gillespie isn’t good enough/used as a training keeper, Karius is going back to Italy and Dubravka should leave.

No wonder you get so annoyed, there was 3 people in that conversation the lad from boro was slating the tories. The woman from Manchester and the Asian bloke from Birmingham were the ones agreeing with each other

Sounds like me in bed tbh.. Nah, your right, it doesn’t

I saw a job advertised at Man Utd, matchday safety officer type thing. So full green book match safety for what 75000 people? Paying a LOT less than I’m on now building council houses and flats. Mad cunts

Super dry wearing wanna be coppers who are in the TA. Probably used to be scout leaders.

Imagine the type of nob who knows as a kid they want to be a referee rather than try to be an actual footballer.

The main problem with VAR is that referees are massive nerds, who never played the game themselves even as kids. So they know the “laws” of the game but don’t know what is and isn’t a foul.

Think this will be really tight. They will sit really deep I imagine, which we struggle to break down. If we score early we will win 3-0 otherwise 1-0. Would be happy with either

Good luck mate, I’ve been operated on loads of times but anyone messing with my eyes really freaks me out for some reason

Fuck Arsenal and Lego head, but they have done us a favour tonight

Bag of jazz mags found in a bush

Im not into cars. When I worked for a massive house builder in London I got a company car. Brand new, like 0 miles, Mazda 6 just after they released. I left because fuck London. Moved to Manchester, bought a cheap Kia and ran it into the ground. Couple of years ago, cos I was up and down to boro more to help with my brother and doing loads of motorway miles. I bought an Audi Q5 S-Line (old shape). Took my time, researched the dealer, the car and it had a full Audi service history. Brought it home, week after it need a new gearbox. Which being automatic cost me £3k. Cars are fucking scam, insurance went up by 35% this year with no changes.

For what it’s worth, never heard it growing up in Boro. But my brother used to be a fitter at a factory near newton aycliffe, and he picked it up working there.

My car insurance went up about £400, no changes. It was still the cheapest I could get after shopping around