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Can't get on board with selling Sissoko at all. He is only 25 and as some of you have said he has attributes that none of our other midfielders have, if we are talking about going missing I can think of other more persistent offenders.

Finished Inverting the Pyramid (interesting if quite slow going look at football tactics from the beginning of what we know as football till now) and The Nowhere Men (A good insight into football scouts, their roles in deals and how they are being phased out of modern football by statistics). Recommend both but Fuckin' Hell It's Paul Cannell is still my fave football book.

World War Z

Haha

So he reckons we are going to score 8 in 2 games. When was the last time that happened? Reckon a score draw or narrow defeat here but we will play OK.

What did you say for the Southampton game?

Also they asked me if I wanted to sign a waiver thing that was basically, if you should happen to die, can your other half use your sperm after your death? I wouldn't recommend freezing sperm if you can avoid it. And the cancer as well I suppose.

Aye there was two dog eared magazines in a drawer, one straight and one gay. I had me phone with me. Was worried about either being in there too long or not long enough, like what is the right amount of time to spend in that situation? Too long and I look like I'm reading the fucking articles and not long enough and the nurse woman will think I am a chump. Stressful situation.

Windows 10 made my internet go from 20meg to 40meg, was so fast my PC blew up. Thanks Windows 10.

Did you have to freeze some sperm? They told me to cos I don't have any kids yet, obviously would only have one ball and the chemo might make me a jaffa. Going to that place was the worst part about it all I think. Fucking gross.

Always liked "WIN IT" cos it reminds me of winnet

I like the people who ring football phone ins and go "season ticket holder for 30 years" like that obviously makes their opinions more valid. The amount of absolute backwards mongs at any match shouting slogans from their Sunday league adventures as a fat child is mental. Usually the same people who shout shoot at Tiote and get inexplicably worked up and shout at the ref, he best change his decision mind, cos they have had a season ticket for years.

First game was 91, I was 7 and went with neighbours who were season ticket holders. My old man was a rugby fan so these neighbours are the reason I support Newcastle. Can't even remember who it was against. Last home game was Stoke around xmas a couple of years ago (Cabaye freekick was the winner I think). Probably not even 100 games in total due to living all over the place. Only went to the City cup game last year, sat in the home end but that was only cos I had just moved within walking distance of the City ground.

Leeds Doncaster is 2 mins from penalties on SS1 if anyone is interested

Fritzl was the head honcho of the local pigeon grave desecration club as far as I know

Apparently when I was coming out of the anastetic I asked the nurse if I would have to take hormones now I only had one bollock, tbf I would have surgery again so I can get some of the drugs they gave me. Proper lucky that I moved to Manchester 6 months before I found out, the Christie here is amazing, as are all the staff there.

IT IS IMPORTANT! Films like Hackers (Angelina tits aside) and Swordfish are fucking ridiculous with their idea of anything to do with a computer though right?

Aye sorted. Had a bollock out, had two doses of chemo. Seems I am clean as whistle. Just had a check up a couple of weeks ago, had to pretend to do a pull up while they took xrays. Just glad they didn't ask me to actually do a pull up.. Got asked if I wanted a prosthetic knacker putting in. Nah thanks, the aesthetics of my ballsack is way below my enjoyment of being drugged and cut open.

I have watched them all. I like the main guy, but it can be a bit cheesy. The actual technical stuff regarding computers is accurate mind, so it doesn't wind me up like other "hacking" tv/movies.

Aye I packed in January 1st this year after 10 year. Found out I had cancer in March.. Fucking class. Best bit about it all was, I went for my consultation and they told me I had cancer, they did a ECG and blood tests and all that jazz. They told me my blood pressure was a bit high. Aye probably cos you have just told me I have cancer.. Had to wear one of them monitors for a day and it was fine.

(A field in County Durham) beep...beep...beep...BEEP..BEEP.BEEP Well well well, what do we have here? Ahh its obviously a Roman ring made of gold, rolled and pressed at around the time of Julius Cesar. What do you think Frank Wankenstein? Well CT it is quite obviously a GPS for a pigeon, you can tell by the manky fucking pigeon carcass hanging off it. Aye whatever Frank, I'm tekkin this to cash converters.

Aye I put on weight when I had chemo. Probably cos I was at home all day with fuck all else to do, obviously stopped smoking as well cos cancer does that to you. So it might have been that.

This is the classic forum issue. I am not trying to change your opinion or get you to agree with me. I am stating my point of view. I think there are issues with our midfield, Colback wouldn't be in my team if everyone is fit and playing well. If you do then that is fine. In the game against Southampton, we played a 3. Anita at the base, Colback in the middle and Wijnaldum as the most advanced. In that position I would like a better player... I don't think this is a big issue? Again, this doesn't mean I think Colback is the biggest issue in the team..

Found a few birds rings meself

I normally microwave my rice and veg to go with my microwaved fish. It says on the packet that its healthy. Then I add some inexplicable fucking bread for no reason whatsoever, pure healthy.