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I would expect their 3 behind Kane to cause our fullbacks and central midfield a lot of trouble. I think we could bother them on the break especially down either side, Rose isn't a LB and Walker despite playing ok can't defend. I have always hated Spurs, the fact our misses' old man is a spurs fan doesn't help. Narrow win either way for me, probably lose.

Pure conjecture but there is a proper chav family at the puppy class with this ratty dog that was basically a fucking mong. I would put money on that being the source of the kennel cough, the pneumonia is just because she is a pup and swallowed the shite she was coughing up from the KC.

Cheers

I grew up with dogs so I guess I took them for granted (got a 14 year old lab at my mam and dads). Bit different now that I have one of my own, got a bit emotional leaving her at the vets tbh. Cheers btw, how did you explain away the shrooms though?

Had to take the puppy to the vets, she has swallowed some of the gunk she has been coughing up from her kennel cough into her lungs and it looks like pneumonia now.. Poor little fucker, she is having over nighter in an oxygen tent thing, some X-rays and a bit medicine. House feels dead empty and she has only been here a few month. £700

We pay decent money, living wage at least (certified) for the admin staff etc. It a quantity over quality thing

Aye thats it for me too. I dont want to go to Walkabout and drink 3 for 2 bottles of VB, but if I was to suggest somewhere that a drink cost more than £3 I would get laughed out the room. So fuck them and their lack of taste

Puppy is not very well. She had kennel cough which is quite common. The vets gave her some anti biotics and she has got worse if owt. She is obviously scared and wont settle unless she is laid me/our lass.

Ours is tonight, swerved it. "Oh are you busy/babysitting/other excuse?" "Nah, nah"

6 career assists, not sure that constitutes good service. Also plays most of his football on the right, despite being left footed, so he tends to cut in and shoot rather than owt else and with 6 career goals he doesn't seem that deadly at that either. Guy is all fart and no shite, only gets hyped cos he is British and scored a belter for England.

Isnt Gromit the dog?

Ha, never clicked on

Lived there for 5 years and go back about twice a year, love it there but Glasgow is more interesting imo. You have had some good advice already tbh, I lived behind the st James shopping centre in new town, morningside and marchmont but that was proper studenty and I don't know if that is your bag. Morningside is nice and quiet and the new town area in general was quite expensive.

It all adds up now

I will just wing it on the day I reckon, that's probably the right technique. The amount of people that find public speaking fucking terrifying is strange like, especially since there is only 13 people in the room. I don't particularly enjoy it but the very worst thing that could happen is making a tit of yourself in from of 12 others? Made a tit of meself I front of far bigger crowds that that before.

Posted a few weeks ago about a management course I've been put on at work. Next weekend away is coming up and we have been sent some homework to "bullet point your life". I am dreading the heartfelt shite already, there is 3 blokes out of 12 people. The last time we have "our proudest moments" 5/9 girls was giving birth (commence crying), one was coming out as a lesbian (fair enough) and the other was losing about 7 stone (she has put it back on). How do I go about bullet pointing my life without it being, born, school, college, work, uni, work, now? I am thinking about using the story from Pinochio and changing it a bit and see if anyone notices

Yeah the day after the day after is the worst. Been 4 weeks now so its nowhere near as bad as it was like.

Just started 7 a side with the lads from work. Been 3 years since I last kicked a ball and 10 since I did it seriously. Class is permanent but fitness isnt and Im sore as fuck the day after, miles better than the gym though.

I write in block capitals because my hand writing is terrible. I had one of those "special" pens at school. Couldn't tell you the last time I wrote anything by hand anyway.

Liar

My girlfriend at the time knocked someone off a bike on her first test. A friend also drove into the fence around the test centre when leaving the car park.

I have these beans, you want them?

"Aye Nanna, just get me 2 grams off dodgy Steve. Nah, nah, I don't want a dressing gown"

Haven't a clue mate. A quick Google tells me Paul Clement is on £2 mill a year at Derby. Would be surprised if we get much change from that for McClaren tbh. The other way to look at it is, if this goes tits up for him it will probably be his last crack at the big time so will want a decent pay cheque. I reckon his wages and the place in the board as security are why we didn't do the deal in Jan tbh.

Not even sure McClaren will be that cheap tbh. He won't be on Mourinho or Klopp money but I would wager he is more expensive than many we could have hired.