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Fraser Forster, paul dummet, Steven Taylor, Shola amoebi. That's all I can think of

Aye you are correct, how dare I?

This is a match thread, for our game against Brentford, in a league that doesn't even contain Sunderland. It's Sunday, about 8pm, 16th of October 2016. Are you ok? Or do you need help?

I mean, you were the one using knock off viagra to get it up no? So you could send a telegram by the time you get hard. If you had sex (two hours after you double dropped your special pills) with a wasted girl you had never said a word to, is that not a bit strange?

He denied speaking to her, prior, during or after the sex. Where does the consent come from?

Rather leave it as it is

Cheers. I work in construction so this "should" be the easy part. Fucking garden can wait till next summer mind, fuck that noise.

So do I, that's the point..

Going to pick my new house keys up in an hour. Thought I would be buzzing but I'm just relieved it's all done. Can get on with the building work that I actually understand now, rather than fucking paperwork.

6'1" mate, you need to read further back

Never be any good, he is an inch shorter than Gayle.

I went 4 months without an MOT and tax for my motor during my cancer treatment (it just slipped my mind) and I drove all over the UK from Edinburgh to Wales to London, never got stopped once. Must have missed all the cameras.

In 1970 wasn't it? Not sure of the date

Fuck off you backwards cunt. Everyone has to read your absolute nonsense about Sunderland in every thread and we have a back and forth for 4/5 messages and the dribble catcher on your bib overflows. Get fucked.

Haha I know, I just need this rental to go quick or I'm paying mortgage and rent until it does. Drop me a PM if you want any suggestions on nights out/eating out/dealers

I know where there is a nice 2 bed terrace going in didsbury if you fancy a quick move? Chorlton is class, really like it there and go regularly to get pissed up with my mates.

Have you been to the market house yet? Really decent places to eat. Altrincham is nice but it's a bit square/middle class for the likes of me. Is it on the tram line?

Whereabouts did you move?

I imagine the problem would be there is going to a mix of driverless and traditional cars, if everyone had driverless then the programming would be relatively simple. But programming a car to react to unpredictable self drivers on the road would be incredibly difficult. And fucking cyclists.

What were you eating when you watched the Leeds match?

Would have rather Hayden over Colback and Mitrovic over Gayle. All the goalkeepers are much of a muchness IMO.

Alternatively, you could continue to cut council and housing association budgets by 10 million over 3 years which will really help build much needed council houses won't it? Do you know how many houses we could have built with that 10 million just in our area? I work in council/social housing and we are being decimated by budget cuts leading to estates turning rotten and people living in unfit housing.

Aye. September, must win.

Got a mate who orders his beans online and grinds it at home, "tastes chocolatey" does it fuck mong.

I feel like coffee is my equivalent of the Truman show. Like every fucker is bullshitting that they like it to have me on, and my reaction is being recorded. It's fucking rank and the biggest marketing scam on the planet IMO.