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Aye cos that's what I meant. We obviously aren't mint, we got relegated last season man. I just think expecting us to play class every week is unrealistic. Last time we went down I don't remember this level of moaning about how we played, we still played shite quite a lot but we smashed the league. Think we lost to Scunthorpe and Blackpool? Scraped a few shitty 1-0 away wins where we were terrible and relied on long balls to Carroll or fucking harewood.. It's a shit league, with shit teams and shit refs. We are the best team in the league, doesn't mean we are class.

How come when other teams play shit and win (hopefully) it's the sign of a good team, but when we do it we are the worst team that is top of the fucking league? (Hopefully)

Haha is 29 seconds his PB?

Got tickets to see Interpol's turn on the bright lights tour in September. So Interpol.

People who whinge about how much footballers get paid. Specifically rugby fans, if people wanted to watch your shite sport then they would get paid similar wages. They don't, so they don't.

If Rafa stays..

Tom, my advice is from the contractor side. Is the house council owned or private or housing association? As a contractor working on tenanted housing, they should have appropriate risk assessments and method statements for their work, this should include access and egress for the tenant of the house during works. If the have have started works and not finished the area should be left safe for the tenant, especially as your Nanna could be considered vulnerable due to her age. They should have assessed the risk to an elderly tenant, when leaving uneven floors and delt with the possibilities. From experience, it would be worth persuing a claim. Companies like mine (not mine because I'm class) have paid out significantly on claims like these, especially if there is a lack of appropriate paperwork to back up their safe systems of work.

There is loads of shite spouted about the championship, like its a good league. It isn't, the standard is crap. It's just a slog, with shit refs. Getting out of it is all that matters, how that happens doesn't matter either. We have the best defence (I think), which is how other teams have got promoted before.

We have been shite recently and are still top of the league and clear of 3rd, all the pant pissing recently has been worth it.

Nope.

It's all relative like, compared to most people even "slow" premiership footballers are rapid. The quickest kid at our school got rinsed by gazza in pre-season when he was at boro.

I made popcorn and put salt AND pepper on it. Mind blown

They need to sort a few of these bugs out like. The ones that annoy me most are, players who are "backup" or "rotation" kicking off about not playing every week, other managers moaning about you not playing loan players, you loan a player out as a "key player" and they never play. Mostly though its the selling players to other teams for half price compared to my bid.

I went the other way, finished the season unbeatem, won the league, cup and champions league. Then quit. Man city sucked me and my best mate jaap stam off to get us there. Handed me 180 million and the best squad in England. Win the treble here am I'm off to Spain/Germany to continue my dominance.

Having a fucking mare with my save atm, playing as AC milan. Everyone and their nanna wants to buy de sciglio, donnarumma and romagnoli off me. They bid next to nowt, I reject it and the players kick off because the pre-programmed responses do nothing but put their backs up. So to keep them I end up upping their wages and sticking in a minimum release clause, de sciglio has had 3 pay rises this season.. He accounts for a 8% of my total wage bill now the cheeky cunt. I won the league last season and top of the league and in the cup final and champo league quarters this, so im going to do this season and resign. Hopefully find a club that players actually want to play for.

The accepting lower bids from computer teams is pissing me off as well, I'm playing as AC Milan now cos they offered me the job and I fancied a change. Bernadeschi the right winger, was transfer listed for 45 mill, which I bid. They asked for 92 then sold him to PSG for 38..

Isn't the guardian shite?

I saw JLC in a bar in Salford quays about 4 months ago, still a bellend

He fucked off for a year and half somewhere in the middle mind

Colback and dummets second touch is a tackle and in colback case usually a free kick the other team score from

Pretty glad to go back, I think my liver is even happier mind

I quite like my job.. Helps that my boss is sound and trusts me just to get on with my work and not peck my head.

Not that exciting cos I hardly bought anyone, but screenshots of my first season.

Bought this over xmas, won the first div and league cup first season, knocked out of FA cup at the semis by arsenal. Will post some screenshots later, played mitro up front in 433 as a target man and he went a bit mad. Just started in the prem with two draws but through to the group stages of the europa league

Cheers mush, tried to book a table but they said they don't do that. Must be a popular place