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strawb

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  1. I found some bars of Xanax in a club bog once, did half a one on the off chance. Decked me for about 12 hours
  2. Thought it was given as read that cack jogback is a goner?
  3. People expecting 10 players who played 20 plus games this season to leave are having one. It's not what we lose , it's what we add.
  4. Waving half my cock and pissing half my bed
  5. You cum before the end like?
  6. Haven't watched the video but would buck the ever living shit out of that person (?) on the front of that tranny video
  7. Couldn't give a fuck as long as they pay the going rate tbh
  8. Those two chodes need no help making themselves look like mugs mind
  9. Is shmuley a name or a sneeze?
  10. Can't be, this fella said "goaltender" in the past ipso facto a North American. Unless it's a conspiracy? Get Parky on the case
  11. That Emre Can looks a right smug twat, based on nothing but the amount of hair gel he uses. Shinned that overhead as well.
  12. Watching Bayern vs Dortmund, both these are so much better than anything England has to offer
  13. The tards on Twitter moaning about the statement man. Did they expect a full in depth breakdown of the investigation and outcomes after a couple hours questioning?
  14. Pissing a fart sounds uncomfortable like, hope you are ok mate
  15. Off to IKEA with a specific item in mind, so I'm pre-emptively posting, a load of candles, some cacti that I will somehow kill, probably a kitchen implement I neither need nor want, a bath mat, some meatballs and not what I actually went in for. Cunt of a shop.
  16. Think my first post got laughed at cos I used the word "guys", in my second post I told someone to pipe me off. Swings and roundabouts
  17. Nice one, cheers all. Looking to do a bit of walking with the dog but not loads cos she is a lazy cow.
  18. Booked a cottage in the Derbyshire dales for a couple of nights next week, spur of the moment type deal. Anyone know fuck all about the Derbyshire dales?
  19. Not like football fans to over react after a bad game.
  20. Personally enjoyed the roller coaster rides under pardew. Smash long balls to a lone striker, win 4 on the bounce due to individual brilliance then lose 9 on the bounce due to the fans being too excited. It's why i fell in love with football.
  21. Manchester is class tbf. Coming from a kid from boro mind.
  22. Lets have this right, and if man Utd paid the price, then 99% of spurs players would jump ship.
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