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Problem is he will be stuck there rotting now, cos they over paid for him and he is over paid. For is it 7 or 9 years?

I honestly think Mudryk would be decent at a team where he plays every week and feels valued. He has all the raw ingredients to be a really dangerous winger imo.

Lad I know local is on a big new build house somewhere up near Ramsbottom for the foreseeable mate, I’ve asked him if he knows anyone who would do it.

I will ask a lad I know but he generally doesn’t get out of bed for little jobs mate

Summerville is a left winger isn’t he? Can’t see him displacing Gordon. The fact todibo seems to be going to West Ham rather than a good team, says to me that he isn’t that good. Especially when we sign Guehi, he’s a bench warmer when everyone is fit.

Ask for a promotion at your current place, shy bairns get nowt. If you get it you can then improve where you are.

Not one gets in our starting 11

Cockwomble is the worst insult I can think of, fucking twee bollocks. Just swear properly, you cunt

Harry Maguire was 80 about 4 years ago

That’s just off parliament road, used to be class butty shop there. Ran by Italian immigrants but none of them jobless smooth brains would know anything about the real boro. We had a massive docks, steel working and shipping industry which brought in goods and people from across the world, like my ancestors. It’s a real fucking shame to see a town that I know has decent people in it being dragged down by knuckle draggers. Honestly hit me harder than I thought this.

Loads of lads in here who don’t read the previous posts properly tbh

I hate to be this bloke, but the original Star Wars was shite. You have rose tinted glasses because of the age you were when you saw it the first time. If you watch them objectively now, they are shite. I loved the Alien films when I was younger, I still like them as nostalgia but objectively, shite. All the add on Alien films have been mega bad, because the original premise was bad.

Yeah I get that it’s the weakest spot atm. But do you, with limited resources, spend a large chunk on someone you might be replacing next summer if a better player comes along? Realistically having to spend twice. Or spend it on a centre back, who it appears is available now, and solves a position for 6-8 years, even though you can probably do without a centre until next year? Not my money, so I’m not really arsed and I think we will get both.

Also Guehi would be a class signing

It’s all well and good saying rather spend the money on a right winger. Who though? We tried for Olise, which would have been class. He obviously chose Bayern. There isn’t anyone I see worth spending £60 million quid on imo, so do you hold your piss and wait until the right player becomes available maybe next year or spunk your money on someone you aren’t 100% on just to plug a gap? I think our transfer record shows we sign the right players, when they are available rather than players we are not sure on to plug holes. Which is probably why we got 2 left wingers at similar times. I still think we probably will buy a right winger this summer but haven’t a clue who it will be.

Didn’t your school have a football team or something?

Plain white mate, can’t get away with a floral. Not many blokes can tbh

Bit of a difference between the Rochdale canal through ancoats and the grand canal in Venice mind. I have tested for covid but no dice

I’m a married man, the wedding was class if a bit too quick. We got really lucky with the weather (see I sweated my tits off). Little break in Venice for honeymoon, which was amazing. Highly recommended if you’ve never been. Throat felt a bit sore on the flight on the way home, chest infection. Coughing up all sorts of muck, feel pure shite. Welcome back to normal life I suppose.

Bloke goes into a butchers and asks “Have you got a pigs head?” Butcher says “no, it’s just the way I do my hair”

The word potentially is doing a lot of heavy lifting there like. Minteh never played for us. So losing him doesn’t make the squad worse, Anderson was a back up at best and we have Tonali back.

Not sure I agree with this part mate. The best managers in the world aren’t international managers anymore, they want to work at club level.

Missed a grim double ended dildo scene towards the end mind

We’ve had a cunt drop out from the wedding 6 days beforehand so if you can answer to Leanne for food and that, come and have a feed and a drink up, gratis.

Someone seems to have taken shots at Trump. Wish they had hit. Although I have some worries it will end up being some weird false flag type shit to help trump win the election.