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The best thing about this is going to be the pictures of lads in the 40/50’s who never grew out of the “scene” but certainly got a lot fatter, and I can’t wait.

The amount of supposition just to see the bad side of everything is exhausting. The only thing we know about everything that’s happened this summer is the bids for Guehi, the rest is complete guesswork based on nowt. I get we haven’t played well so far but we beat a newly promoted team with 10 men, and drew away to a team we never do well at.

What else are we meant to do? Pine after someone who never kicked a ball for us?

I have some free time so catching up on what Reddit says about Mintehs performance as I’ve not watched the game

I’m a boro born Newcastle fan who played for Sunderland, I wore my Newcastle goalkeeper top to my first training session.

Jumpers for goalposts

Some of you will know my brother had a brain haemorrhage 13 years ago, he has been semi vegetative since and susceptible to infections. Well has had a chest infection that he couldn’t shift and now has sepsis and is on end of life care. I’m weirdly zen about the whole thing, I’m sat next to him in hospital and he seems calm. Worried about how it will affect my mam though, especially since we lost my dad a couple of years ago.

Game of opinions innit

I think he would be cack, which is why we haven’t been linked with him.

The only person who has ever linked him is Gloomy tbh, think he fancies him

Fucking transfer windows man

American crowds are the worst, remember “fight and win”? They don’t understand a chant, “de-fence, de-fence” etc.. also 50/50 if some cunt in the crowd will take a shot at you

Just checked Tosin, Sterling, Chilwell and Fofana all missing out so far

Nah, it’s not the final squad yet but he didn’t.

Not been named in the euro squad apparently, real shame for the lad

Looks like he’s never kicked a ball before

One of the main things I hate about sky is fucking transfer windows. Its created an industry for reporters standing outside clubs for a month and mongs on Twitter pretending to know anything. It’s so fucking tedious.

Took about an hour total

I’ve got a smart meter, it’s worked from day one for both gas and electric. No issues, no meter readings, more accurate bills. So there

If I was South American, where the lasses are mint and the drink/drugs/food/general lifestyle are class for a wealthy young man, would I fuck accept a move to Saudi just to make it easier for us to sign my replacement.

Palace have already bought Guehi’s replacement, left sided centre back from Barcelona Chadi Riad. So I think they are just playing the cunt to get as much as they can. I think he either ends up here now for a few we are happy to pay, or we get him in the future for a lot less and palace look a bit silly.

Botman I agree is a miss, but injuries aren’t permanent. Indeed we have players fit who missed loads of last season, so swings and roundabouts. Trippier hasn’t been as bad as everyone goes on about. Young players like Miley, Hall, Tini and year older and more experienced. Easy this.

Without selling any of our first 11 and tonali coming back, in what universe is it a poorer first 11 than last season?

I will take that bet, Arsenal deffo will

Problem is he will be stuck there rotting now, cos they over paid for him and he is over paid. For is it 7 or 9 years?