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If your daughter brought that fucking weirdo home you would be devastated. Clip of him

I understand xG and why it’s useful but would like it if someone can explain one thing about it? So there is two identical chances created right, one falls to Isak and one falls to Hoijlund. Are they the same xG? Does it take into account the quality of the player the chance falls to? If not, isn’t that a massive flaw?

Lol, lmao even

Beating PSG 4-1 at home isn’t for everyone

My father in law is a Man Utd fan. He’s a sound bloke and I really like him , but every time I see him he sounds off about their “troubles” I just say “yeah, it’s class isn’t it?”

We are just rustling some jimmies imo. Everyone expected this to fail and it isn’t, fuck everyone else. Especially palace, with their singing section, band and manufactured “derby” with Brighton. Also Norwood is a fucking dump

Run of the mill goalkeeping errors, the main problem with Onana is how often he makes them. All goalkeepers do, but the best make the least and he must, without checking, make the most?

Tune in now for New Zealand vs Lesotho, it’s the big match of the day! AND ITS LIVE! Fuck off man, see better football down my local park on a Sunday

I wouldn’t spend £50 million on him even, I think the team at Brentford is designed to get the best out of him specifically. He wouldn’t get that here, doesn’t pass my eye test. Probably go on to win the ballon d’or now I’ve said it though

Probably going against the grain here but I don’t think Mbeumo is all that, especially for that price

When I played for sheff wed kids, I had to drive to games on my own (well my dad did obviously). We arrived at Thorparch and they were like “nah, your playing over there” and it was some ratty fucking school playing field with dog shit all over. Every, and I mean EVERY other team let us use the training ground. Tight cunts

Hahah spurs as fuck that

Cats are fucking rank. Wish I could force the owners of cunts who leave dead wildlife or shite in our garden to come and pick it up. Horrid, mangy things.

Young right back we signed years ago

Alexander Isaksson used to be a Swedish goalkeeper. He was pretty decent

Done a few in my time that would have benefited from being bag tidy

Bang tidy, rather than bag

Bono’s daughter is the young one in bad sisters and is bag fucking tidy

Saw it the other day, Salboy and Domis are Fred Done also known as Bet Fred. There is a cluster around there of ever taller shinier blocks going up. More housing is never a bad thing but 99% of the development of Manchester is happening within the relatively small footprint of the “city centre” Its decent for us in a personal way cos we are 1 train stop (7 minutes) out of town, and our house price has gone mental in 4 years because of the older town dwellers wanting more space for kids etc, but hardly any fucker (see younger people who want to be in town) can then afford to buy these flats. So they end up as rentals and young kids who want to be in town get fleeced by the landlords. Work wise we are working on two high rises at them moment and the building safety act is a right pain in the arse so I wouldn’t be surprised to see a lot of developers stay away from high rise for a while until it settles down.

All the lads were class, but burn and Joelinton were fucking everywhere. Unbelievable from the pair of them. Im only just 40 and never thought I would see the day, to do it against those cunts as well.

Dan FUCKING Burn

Thank fuck.

Been outstanding since moving to centre back.

Mourinho has called St Maximin out for being fat and late, then dropped him from the squad.

Founded in Gosforth and their headquarters are in newcastle?