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Delap is much more than a target man, and he’s rapid

Yeah fail here too

Ballot for Chelsea open. Not as bad as some of you lot but this will be 0/7 if I don’t get any

We went for a full family holiday with my wife’s side in wales once. So, me and her, her parents, her two brothers with partners and 3 kids. On the third day I snuck off for a beer on my own to read my book at the pub, after pandering to every cunt for a weekend. 15 minutes later they all turned up, cos they fancied a drink.. So I drove back to the holiday home on my own and had a beer and read my book.

Think their wages to turnover is something over 100% (or another high number). They have done some smart loan deals but they will have to sell again in the summer. I prefer our way of doing it rather than taking on loans that may or may not have worked out. Battered us yesterday like, but with Ancellotti leaving Madrid in the summer wouldn’t be surprised if they went for Good Ebening to replace him and then their good run is up in the air again

Be some proper rascal accents on the voice chat if we ever did use discord, I reckon.

Fun fact, I have ball singular. Cancer got the other one. But I appreciate it mate

*this IS a prediction* If we beat villa away, we finish second this season

If your daughter brought that fucking weirdo home you would be devastated. Clip of him

I understand xG and why it’s useful but would like it if someone can explain one thing about it? So there is two identical chances created right, one falls to Isak and one falls to Hoijlund. Are they the same xG? Does it take into account the quality of the player the chance falls to? If not, isn’t that a massive flaw?

Lol, lmao even

Beating PSG 4-1 at home isn’t for everyone

My father in law is a Man Utd fan. He’s a sound bloke and I really like him , but every time I see him he sounds off about their “troubles” I just say “yeah, it’s class isn’t it?”

We are just rustling some jimmies imo. Everyone expected this to fail and it isn’t, fuck everyone else. Especially palace, with their singing section, band and manufactured “derby” with Brighton. Also Norwood is a fucking dump

Run of the mill goalkeeping errors, the main problem with Onana is how often he makes them. All goalkeepers do, but the best make the least and he must, without checking, make the most?