Rayvin

On the plus side they're now in serious trouble. They have a game in hand over Palace, and true, their goal difference is superior, but it's very fine lines now... they need to win that game (in hand) or heads will drop.

It bothers me that they're actually doing reasonably well... EDIT - I blame each and every one of you for jinxing it

The MF one would presumably have prosthetic breasts?

We actually should do that, imagine what his twitter response would be!

I like that it was Lee Probert as well, who let us play on beyond the minimum three minutes against Palace last week. I suspect he may have been pulled up on it...

Since you said that originally, I've been attempting to find someone to actually play this with me, but it turns out all of my mates failed to co-ordinate the same games console purchases when they cam out

Our season ended already anyway...roll on next year.

Man, I hate playing Everton...

Happy Birthday!

Funny as this was to begin with, it's getting a bit harsh now

Can we just send Parky over there to act on behalf of the prosecution and get it the over with? While you're at it mate, can you wrap up that trial about Rebekah Brooks as well, that's been dragging on...

He's been quiet recently mind you. You want to play a disinterested emoticon in midfield...?

Ahh yes I remember hearing that... Yeah fair enough to the fans.

Just seen this about the Coventry City chairman going to the pub and having drinks and chairs thrown at him until he left. Don't really know what the fucker did, but imagine Ashley waltzing into the Strawberry one day I'd wager it'd be more than drinks and chairs being thrown at him... http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/mar/24/coventry-fans-attack-chief-executive-tim-fisher-pub-brentford

Scored better on IGN (8.3 user score). Looks good, first game that's tempted me for one of the next gens.

I'm still in two minds. I love Scotland, it's one of my favourite places on earth... but I'm really concerned about what will happen to it if it breaks away. Also not sure it will to be honest, I'd be surprised if the whole country was prepared to take that risk.

...it's depressing how feasible all of that sounds.

I do have some begrudging respect for you from time to time, to be fair. You're here posting, for reasons no one here fully understands, even when Sunderland are going down. You're not fairweather about it. But seriously, why are you here?? I'm starting to think that RTG must be really, really bad.

This thread is 75% a running commentary on Leazes' mental state, 20% pissing about, and 5% Twitter.

Still, overall this looks pretty encouraging for the club. 6 or 7 signings at least serves as an acknowledgement that action is needed. I'm wondering who is actually going to negotiate these deals though...?

...I don't particularly miss Dyer But otherwise yes..still, we'll get back to those dizzy heights some day.

Ramos is staggeringly unreliable... I'm sure that at least the third time this season he's been sent off.

Definitely possible - and as you say, it may be more to do with Cabaye than Pardew, but I can remember us starting certain games well also. I suppose though, that the majority of our goals probably fall in the final 1/4 of the game, which would support what you're saying. We seem to be more about counter attack than possession currently anyway, relying on Sissoko, Debuchy et al to get it up field quickly,