Rayvin

This'll be where Cisse gets himself sent off pointlessly so that we're without him for the final game. Not that Carver would start him anyway...

Looks that way, although I would not be at all surprised if they fashion some kind of result against Man Utd next week while we're getting relegated by Fat Sam.

Our shots have been consistently weak as piss. Why are we even bothering if we're going to hit them that tamely?

Depends on what you consider a save. We've passed it to him a few times, nice and slowly.

That'd certainly allow us to improve defensively.

I prefer to think of it as beating ourselves.

It's not like we had any right to expect that we'd try to do that ourselves tbh, howay man! I see your sympathy for Carver has passed

Carver just throwing players on now, with no strategy whatsoever. It's a positive change but he's got no fucking clue at all.

Yeah that's clearly not something we're even remotely capable of. It's pathetic, it really is. We're doing the best we can to get relegated in Hull's place.

Fucking. Hell.

Hull 2-0 down... I think that's probably that, then.

It's now ok that Hull are losing.

Eh, same old, same old...

That's only good if we lose. I don't want Hull to go down when the alternative could be Sunderland or Villa.

QPR have made all their subs. Not really sure why...

Yeah, I don't think they're coming back up any time soon...

We'd be 2 up had Barton not taken out Green. Shame that.

5 games being played at the minute and we've got the only goal...which came from a striker who hadn't scored all season and only went in because he fell over while striking it. Real advert for the PL.

I think if you look back across his posting history, the signs are there.

I know I'm asking way too much here, but a second would be nice, just to settle nerves. Don't think QPR would come back from that.

That takes some skill tbf

I love how our match threads tend to be football related whinging complemented by Gemmill's random thoughts about various irrelevancies.

What the hell..?

Is there a reason, beyond Carver being a fuckwit, that Cisse isn't playing?