Rayvin

What the fuck is going on with planes at the moment. Were they always dropping out of the sky like this? Is the press now reporting on these where it previously didn't? Terrible news...

He'll be claiming credit for that and all

See also Januzaj at Man Utd. I think all clubs do this... except maybe clubs like Stoke.

Also, I don't think 'dweeb' gets used enough.

Awesome comeback.

10 as well... not exactly got a head for this stuff!

I love how he's thrown in that the government 'need to look at that'. Thanks Pards, I'm sure they'll pay attention now. That aside, I think his point is that we should be charged more for watching the games. Cos y'know, they were all such good entertainment.

Probably not, but hopefully the players will take it upon themselves.

I reckon our last four games are winnable to be honest. We aren't going to get relegated, that's for sure.

Yeah, much improved in the second. And not an embarrassment.

Would have to be Gouffran...

You can't care as much as you used to though, surely? By now isn't it more of a dull and distant pain?

Probably just means they'll be the first two Carver subs off. Assuming we have enough fit players to make two substitutions anyway...

Well, that went slightly better than I thought it would. We look utterly hopeless but at least we didn't concede more than twice.

At least Perez and Cabella look vaguely like they're trying.

Has Ashley actually fallen asleep...

Do we reckon there could be a mass half time exodus on like with the mackems?

Fucks sake...

Fortunate that pass fell to Welbeck and not someone decent...

Aaaand there we go. From a standard clusterfuck of a free kick as well.

Actually a little surprised we haven't conceded yet...

Definitely a sending off possible in this match...

Yep, totally pointless. I think at this point, even if we somehow won I wouldn't care. It'd just be a freak result in a sea of failure.

Which one of his accounts is legit - the one where he's raving about some guy called Andy?