Rayvin

I'm just gonna go right ahead and refuse to accept responsibility for the next couple of pages of this thread.

It's a fucking good philosophy!

That took me a while...longer than I think it should have.... In conclusion - I don't think that's healthy.

You may not deserve that though...I am quite wasted.

We should be grateful that your bowels can't type.

Did I say I was drunk in this thread? I think I said it in another thread. How dare you apply knowledge from another thread against me in this thread! It's clearly not transferable!

You have to hand it to Mako like, he creates content on here. Depressing that there are no NUFC players in there though. Not that it's surprising.

Man Utd don't give a shit man. They may win despite playing kids but Hull are certainly capable of winning that game. With respect of Newcastle, I think we'll be a goal down inside of 20 minutes. At least.

Look, I'm drunk so I'm gonna take this seriously. I'd probably support this if it ever came to it, but can't we just perform some kind of hostile takeover of Gateshead? It'd save us a few years since they're established already. If you're serious though - yeah it might work, and if the club was successful then it'd undoubtedly become more appealing to the fanbase. But should we really just let Ashley steal our club...

That's actually a video, Williamson is moving in real time there.

Mate, come on - you're better than this. That you've stayed away all season and are only now showing yourselves speaks volumes. As has been said, a fair sized contingent of us are seeking relegation - myself included. I'm not worried about how that looks compared to Sunderland, because, very honestly, it's not worth comparing us to you. You're a hopeless club that is managed quite well but just can't rise above the innate shitness that seems to attach itself to you. We're a real club with legitimate prospects, that is being internally destroyed. If not for the fact that you've posted on here, I wouldn't even give a shit about what is happening with your club. Sunderland ranks alongside West Brom for me, in terms of how much it matters. Except not as good. I wish you well next year. You'll go down of course, but all the best with that.

Surprisingly clever.

... I can't think of anything positive to say about holding a memorial for a cow. How many memories can anyone possibly have of 'Bessie' that aren't exactly the same as the memories they have for any other random cow.

Are you...are you serious?

I assume you mean this last bit in the sense that these are things QPR possess that we don't.

Which would cost him even more in the long run, and I would still support Yes, even with us going down. I'm on board with that.

I think that slap upside the head on Giggs could have gone either way actually There was probably a split second where Giggs was gonna deck him.

I'm not sure what this staying back business is likely to achieve in fairness, but it's better than doing nothing. I do think a pitch invastion, which will result in a financial penalty to Ashley/the club, should be considered.

This should be our forum motto or something

On the plus side, there's been a lot more activity on these boards since relegation became more likely.

I'm sure Eurovision comes round more than once a year...

If it came to that, Carver would fall over his own feet and be out cold inside of 15 seconds...

that is flawless logic, in fairness.

I agree with Fish on this, mind. Man Utd are certainly more likely to win than Hull. It's not a glorious end to our season though, and I still think I'd prefer it if we went down. Although if Sunderland suddenly got pulled down instead of us or Hull, I'd take that every time. We can always get relegated next year if it comes to it.