Rayvin

Oh God, watch the mad, undignified scramble by the club now...

How callous can people be...seriously. That's just fucking messed up.

Actually I was just thinking before, I bet RAWK couldn't pull together a two-three page thread hijack based around the links between classical literature and bowel movements. That's where TT comes into its own!

RAWK started a thread on this Sterling business on May 18th. 3 days later, it now has 138 pages and 5,500 posts. Can you imagine if we were like that

MF is the undisputed champ at this stuff like.

Hipster pessimism!

I've never been a big fan of N-O to be honest. I could be totally wrong, but it feels like it's approaching RTG in some ways - it's obviously the main Newcastle board where you get the slightly more excitable fan. I'm a little surprised that Essemmbee doesn't post there. That said, they do have some of the best 'Gold' threads I've ever seen.

Sorry, the first comment I made was in reference to your luck claim - I don't think they're lucky, I just think they got their arses in gear; the rest of my post was just a general lamentation about the state of our club, not a criticism of your argument.

You're actually still probably right though. I still think it's unlikely that Hull will win, despite them certainly being capable. Also, who knows, we might beat West Ham. Actually that's ridiculous, scratch that.

Sunderland are just better at this shit than we are. Moreover, over the course of the season, based on the table, they're the better team. At least using the logic you were applying in the QPR thread.

Yeah she's back now actually, but there's plenty of slack in the leash

I think Mako gets a hard time on here, he's genuinely putting some effort in. I think his posts have a 70:30 split in favour of being utter bollocks, but there's some substance there. I'm a happy drunk though, and it may be adversely affecting my opinion.

You know what, it probably was.

Good God...

I'm just gonna go right ahead and refuse to accept responsibility for the next couple of pages of this thread.

It's a fucking good philosophy!

That took me a while...longer than I think it should have.... In conclusion - I don't think that's healthy.

You may not deserve that though...I am quite wasted.

We should be grateful that your bowels can't type.

Did I say I was drunk in this thread? I think I said it in another thread. How dare you apply knowledge from another thread against me in this thread! It's clearly not transferable!

You have to hand it to Mako like, he creates content on here. Depressing that there are no NUFC players in there though. Not that it's surprising.

Man Utd don't give a shit man. They may win despite playing kids but Hull are certainly capable of winning that game. With respect of Newcastle, I think we'll be a goal down inside of 20 minutes. At least.

Look, I'm drunk so I'm gonna take this seriously. I'd probably support this if it ever came to it, but can't we just perform some kind of hostile takeover of Gateshead? It'd save us a few years since they're established already. If you're serious though - yeah it might work, and if the club was successful then it'd undoubtedly become more appealing to the fanbase. But should we really just let Ashley steal our club...

That's actually a video, Williamson is moving in real time there.