Rayvin

Don't pretend that was a good result for you lot, like. We're both very likely down.

that's a bold claim. What happened?

Also, being brutally honest - I think the players were really going for it today. I just don't think we're very good...

At least we didn't fucking lose, but on this evidence both us and Sunderland are going down.

Like fuck was that a foul!

Fucking get in!!

Anita... why? What is Anita going to bring?

This is hopeless.

Sissoko at left back...?

Actually not a bad shout... Sissoko is offering nothing and it might be time to start putting out sides that don't feature him.

Thing is, what can Rafa possibly change? He's put basically the best team out and to be frank we do look more motivated than usual - we're just rubbish though, at the end of the day.

Oh for fucks sake. So predictable.

I'm not even sure it's a case of 'one goal might settle us down'. We might just be this bad.

Can Anita play left back...? We need to get Colback off.

Fucks sake, Colback.

What a relief it is to have Mbemba playing...

We have to win this, there's no coming back from losing it IMO. Norwich are picking up too many points and while Pardew still seems intent on gatecrashing the party I'm not sure it'll be enough. Absolutely have to win it. No idea if we actually will though.

Skullfucking The key to victory!

I don't even get that one...

He'll play, it'll just be smoke and mirrors.

The kid is definitely leaning back as well

Now that's good news...suddenly this feels like a game we should cruise (famous last words).

Man Utd/Liverpool is actually a pretty decent game...

Yep, because they were really up against it in the last GE when Corbyn wasn't leading the party. Labour were so close to sweeping into power...