Rayvin

20m would be ok... Reckon we should actually get nearer 25 though.

Bad break as in you reckon that's it? He's done? Or just horrific to look at. I know they can be both of course.

He's not going to win it, man. The whole thing is a farce, and it looks to me like Eagle and Smith are more interested in gunning for each other, anyway.

Needless to say, that cleared everything up beyond all doubt...

So obvious that Mario was going to be at the heart of this... the illuminati bastard.

A little help on that one Parky? I'm not seeing whatever it is we're supposed to be seeing...

2700 judges arrested? What did they have to do with anything?

sorry, my statistics isn't good enough to appreciate nuances in humour!

Is it not a group of people judging each one independently? Rather than choosing between the two? Either way it's irrelevant - comres will have its own interests reinforced here.

ewerk moderating everyone's expectations there

Are they just taking turns?

This sounds enjoyable, albeit against what I assume are shocking opposition.

Agreed one that one. That said, any government that is prepared to sacrifice people to preserve itself is on a slippery slope.

You mean Erdogan will take control?

Thank fuck for that...

Boris has just noticed what's happening and urged all British people to do what the actual foreign office told them to do about an hour ago.

Ok that's not bad actually. Erdogan is a tosser anyway, and seems to be becoming more despotic as time goes on. Won't miss him if this topples him. Just hope it doesn't lead to yet more instability.

Anyone know which way the Turkish military swings? Pro-Russia? Pro-West? Or just anti-Erdogan?

Well if that's true it sounds like it was accomplished with minimal casualties.

Article notes that it's a part of the military, not all of it. I think that's actually worse. That leaves armies on both sides. Hopefully it'll blow over somehow...

Oh fuck off... this is the last thing the world needs.

There are some disturbing reports coming out about the Bataclan murders... doubt they're true, but some investigators claiming that the French government covered up the fact that there were multiple eye gougings and castrations involved as well. I don't expect this was so, as surely some of the survivors would have revealed it, but perhaps this is an escalation in the climate of fear...

Yeah this is very true as well. Like the Orlando guy seems to be. Although we're fucked if your average violent twats are doing this kind of shit now along with the bloody terrorists... Remember that guy who took that plane down a while back too? These people do exist.