Rayvin

Is it unfortunate accidents or are Cheltenham just being utter bastards?

Maybe there's performance related fees involved as well. I dunno though, seems inevitable. Still, decent chance we'll be looking down on him at the end of next season. West Ham I could have understood, but not Watford.

Has Gayle just been injured as well? What the fuck are Cheltenham playing at man, it sounds like they're kicking lumps out of us.

I couldn't find your twitter handle...

Get in Perez!!

Balls... that means we'll not get him back for a week or so, right?

Mitrovic went off injured apparently..?

Ah cheers for the Periscope link - CT never actually sorted his.

FFS Aarons has no luck at all.

Cheers Tom.

Could just be Rafa's way of motivating him.

Is it super private or something CT?

Did CT definitely manage to vote this time?

Well let's give him the objective benefit of the doubt and just say that if he got into a PL team last season (even a shit one) then he's probably good enough to contribute at Cship level.

Yep, they seem to. Is he though?

Is the concept there that he doesn't have to sully his good name in the Championship, but then can come back once all the hard work is done??

Nice one, good to see. Presumably that just increases the certainty of Krul being off though.

Passengers disputing it - it's muddy enough now that no one will be phased.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/passengers-dispute-virgin-trains-version-of-jeremy-corbyn-sitting-on-floor-video-a7205631.html

I wasn't actually sure if you were joking up until the Watergate remark.

I fucking hate the botanist. You can never get a seat and its full to the brim of posers. Like CT.

Then again, there's now a counter narrative afoot with Corbyn's story being endorsed by many other people who were also sat on the floor. Someone has also pointed out that Virgin may not take kindly to Corbyn's attempts to nationalise. So that's muddied the hell up again. At the end of the day though, this story really isn't that big a deal, and it's currently headlining in the Guardian.

The Fish will be eager to review your findings, I'm sure.

They were talking about it the other day actually, and to be brutally honest, didn't seem that arsed. So I'm ultimately not especially excited by this.