Rayvin

I read the guardian and the Mail, the rest are all paywalled or irrelevant and i only give the Mail any sense of relevance because it's the clearest insight into the kinds of the gammons.

I haven't seen the details of this, the guardian isn't reporting it, but it sounds dumb as hell just from your description.

That is superb.

Heaven forbid Bruce manages to get us 17th mind. Delay the whole thing for yet another season...

Yeah but in this instance, the 'devil we know' is enough for me to think it worth the risk.

Sounds good to me.

True. Honestly I don't care now, I just expect us to go down and hope we stay down long enough for Ashley to fuck off. Whether's he's infected by Bruce or cholera, I don't care, as long as he goes.

See, ewerk misses you too.

This is the entire Tory political stance summed up - populist bollocks and deflections to Labour.

I don't get the guitars thing either. I think the politics will calm down once Brexit is done, in about 50 years or so. Anyway, fair enough - just thought it was worth expressing some appreciation, off the back of being a little inebriated.

Well, me either. But the community is enough to keep me around, even if it is largely the politics threads for me. I do appreciate you're a family man with other responsibilities now of course but you're a pillar of the community, not that the community would ever admit it @TheGingerQuiff has been beside himself with you not around.

Aye but the thing is, why has she come out with it now? It'll be to put the pressure on over Brexit - I can get behind that for sure, but literally everyone on the other side of Brexit will immediately dismiss it as a hatchet job, rendering it pointless.

You should post more tbf

Are you firing up the old comedy twitter account again?

I consider it a good result tbf. The sooner we go down the sooner we lose Bruce at the very least, and maybe, just maybe, if we can stay down - then we can lose Ashley. He is -never- going to go while we remain in the PL. If the choice was between 10 years with Ashley or 10 years in the Championship, but Ashley fucked off after season 5, I'd take that all day long.

How in fuck is that a private matter for a sitting Prime Minister?

Now we'll get Bruce telling us that the sending off cost us, and the number of injuries, etc. Then some comment about how there's no excuse.

I don't disagree but in fairness, they'll call it an "extreme left wing purge" reminiscent of Venezuela.

Bring it on tbh. Perhaps, like Sunderland, we need a double relegation to get rid of our owner. I would just about take administration over Ashley at this point.

She's standing down anyway isn't she? She's an irrelevance now.

This sounds like it's going exactly as expected. How late in the season do you think it'll be before they pull the rug out from under Bruce? I'm guessing March.

I would be amazed if we get anything off you today. In the same way that I'm amazed when we get any points off anyone.

I don't really follow the guy's progress but he seems like a tragic keeper at times

Farage is currently under police investigation for talking about taking a knife to civil servants once Brexit is out of the way, so I feel like some common ground can be achieved between him and Johnson... If his plan is to force the opposition to push him out, it's fairly clever IMO. Will gain him more votes than just resigning would.