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Had to do better with that. Gave Ayoze no chance.

Started as expected. 44 minutes of this left

Next 45 minutes should be fun!

Midfielders aren't tracking runs.

WHAT A SAVE

Darlow looking assured today.

Love it when Dummett senses an opportunity to slide in

Argh, nearly. Quality by Mr Kenedy.

Should be 1-1.

Gotta be a different Mo Diame. This one is a proper box to box footballer.

Benitez is fucking rubbish at defending leagues. Always has us sitting back and shitting our pants.

Late Burnley winner incoming.

Would ask Rafa why he signed Joselu. Then ask him why he keeps using him in the face of the mountain of evidence pointing to the fact that he is fucking useless.

Standard relegation level stuff.

Starting to really like what Murphy can do.

Twice? Is he even alive?

Half a Joselu*. *A Joselu is a measurement of bad shooting.

Why is Joselu?

Joselu.

Taking off our best player

GET THE FUCK IN

Gotta win now.

Joselu heads over... Nearly conceded there.

Had our chances, Burnley won't be this bad in the second half. Joselu can die in a dumpster fire. Stealing a living.

I for one don't want a donkey cunt taking a spot kick.