beatty

Brighton doing what we couldn't manage.

Is Slim available next week?

You seem like an all or nothing kind of guy. I like your style!

Might have been useful if trusted.

Let's see if they'd take a draw now.

Yeah, like that. We've offered fuck all. Been a doddle for Liverpool to saunter around with no worries until we finally fuck up.

Yeah, this is just a matter of time until Liverpool score. I wish we attacked just a little more, maybe commit one man further forward. Give them something to think about at all times instead of the odd counter we muster every 10 minutes or so.

17/1 to win

Stoke draw is massive for us, I guess.

Taxi for Pardew.

Do we want a Southampton win or draw today?

Huddersfield losing. That's good.

Swansea winning. Not good.

Drew. Not enough really.

Can we ask Rafa why he took off a striker for a defensive midfielder and allowed Bournemouth to pile in on us for ten minutes?

Shit finishing and shit substitutions.

Fuck off.

That's too fucking casual from Shelvey.

Dubravka can fly apparently.

Ayoze is made of paper. So weak.

Shelvey now hitting pin-point 60 yard switches on the half-volley with his left foot. As you do.

Definitely was a 5 minute spell where we didn't look too arsed about getting the ball up the pitch. As if we were taking a breather. Not often we score on the stroke of half time iirc? Scenes!

Dummett playing the Pirlo role today.

GET THE FUCK IN

Feels like we've stopped trying to do anything but defend now.