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Blob Jellyot almost getting caught out. Fatty needs a fitness program.

Riviere taps in from close range. de Jong is very tidy in and around the penalty area.

Composure from de Jong.

Well this homage is just about perfect.

Biggy-Reemana coming on.

Taken in Kuwait. Seems legit.

French media reporting that we've signed him. @nicolas_vilas #MCS : #Rivière vendu par #Monaco à #Newcastle pour plus de 8 millions d'euros

Did not expect to be listening to a stream of a Manc County Fair PA announcer this evening.

SSN have a camera at the ground.

Just seen the goal. Absolute thunderbastard of a strike into the top corner.

http://m.ustream.tv/channel/allibablafm Radio stream link if anyone is interested.

A lot of indicators pointing to this guy being or having the potential to be an upgrade on Debuchy. Seems like we've made a good job of this transfer.

Newcastle United FC ‏@NUFC #NUFC v @OfficialOAFC: Alnwick; Anita, S.Taylor, Yanga-Mbiwa, Dummett; Gouffran, Abeid, Colback, Aarons; de Jong ©; Armstrong. #NUFC subs v @OfficialOAFC: Woodman, Haïdara, Streete, Satka, Bigirimana, Sa.Ameobi, Vuckic, Perez. The immensely entertaining Lee Ryder Live Blog (http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/oldham-athletic-v-newcastle-united-7429530) or twitter are the only ways of following this outside of the stadium.

Wouldn't expect any more from a guy starts for France and is about to join Arsenal.

It wasn't just that; he was well dodgy throughout. Like, he was consistently punching everything that came his way back towards opponents. And at one point he let a low cross that he could have easily walked over to and stopped go straight past him to an opponent. (Un)fortunately the Scotland player was offside. Nobody is that shit.

Mark Bright @Mark__Bright · 2h At Craven Cottage for the Nigeria v Scotland game, guy sitting next to me just ruined it, said it ends up 2-2. #worldcupwarmup Mark Bright @Mark__Bright · 35s Well I don't like the phrase I told you so, but I told you so, 2-2 Scotland v Nigeria. My man in the know knows.

Another wasted chance

Malcolm Glazer DEAD

Ameobi spraying a shot from 8 yards out 8 yards wide is now so incredibly satisfying.

Watching Shola lumber into an offside position and not caring is a wonderful experience.

Great to see Woodman collecting his winners medal from Platini.

We won on pens. Woodman pulled off a great save in the shootout. Armstrong didn't get on.

Adam Armstrong on the bench for England tonight in the U17s European Championship final versus the Dutch. Probably would have started but for the ankle injury that forced him off in the semi. Woodman starts in goal. Obviously we'll just pass it to Pat Roberts and he'll take care of the rest. 6pm, Eurosport if anyone fancies it.

Is it just Newcastle shirts you don't want people wearing or are all other club shirts banned? What about international or foreign shirts? I see this has already been questioned. Carry on.

A bit of info on a Spanish lad we may or may not be interested in. Seems to be a perfect Pardew player: His versatility means he'll quickly adapt to the demands of being a defensive winger or target man