luckypierre

snaggletooth

My mate requested a prostate wank from his lass (any of the nurses in the house had to milk a prostate?) after watching Road Trip. Swears by it

Billingsgate box n. Minge. Based on a Cockney comparison between fish and fanny odours.

in that situation Meenz. Not if you just stick it into any old queen you come across.

its not gay if you give it. FACT!

polish the lighthouse v. To masturbate in the bath http://www.viz.co.uk

or the Notcha

Bob Geldof may smell, but at least he's saving African babies. My Humber Bridge smells like roses man. 87041[/snapback] Don't only lasses have Humber bridges? 87045[/snapback] wtf is a humber bridge tbh? 87062[/snapback] Well, if Grimsby on the one side is a place that smells of fish, then Hull... 87063[/snapback] SLP in major faux pas! 87067[/snapback] Yes, it means the female perineum (according to Roger's profanisaurus). For men, you're better off using the term barse. 87073[/snapback] I believe the male equivalent is Biffin bridge

but why oh why are we incapable of getting any players in on loan? It was the same last Jan when we were desperate for some players, we paid over the odds for a couple but didnt get any on loan. Other teams can get a couple of useful players why cant we? Is it because theres no players represented by Willie McKay looking to go out on loan?

Its what is known as a "shocker" my good man. Shocker History 86850[/snapback] bit more subtle than the 'Vulcan', or if you're going to go all out the 'beak' or the 'four finger woo'

I've just sat and watched this. I'm not a girl who usually likes war films but I thought it would pass a couple of hours and found I really enjoyed it. I thought it gave a hell of an insight into some of the psychological aspects of war that you really can't imagine. It also had Jake Gyllenhaal dancing round in just a santa hat to hide his modesty. 86907[/snapback] I wasn't particularly interested in seeing Jarhead, but something in your review won me over, I just can't quite put my finger on what it was... 86920[/snapback] rumoured to be a raging homo himself Meenz, the relationship with Dunst was a front. Which makes sense cause I cant see how anyone could find the snaggletoothed hag attractive

but thats what constitutes great lyrics now according to the middles class journalists, its cause he's in touch with the kids innit

I thought it was good tbh. 86686[/snapback] a lot better than brokeback mountain

Where did you get yours from? Mine are 2nd hand, I swapped my wanking spanners for Wacky's love eggs. 86649[/snapback] Home made. A Kinder surprise and a bluebottle. Needs to be changed every 1/2 hour or so but more environmentally friendly than batteries

Not to mention your index finger. 86640[/snapback] well they didnt get up there by magic

its hard to type when you've got some vibrating love eggs up your arse tbh

suppose we could open it up to more general back door related stories.. Not me though, ive never had as much as a finger near my rusty sheriffs badge.. but one of the lads I work with said one time a lass was sucking him off and told him to get on all fours where she proceeded to give his asrehole a good cleaning with her tongue. Said it was nice, .. infact iirc he said it was sensual

all the board benders? How many are there? I cant see you getting many first hand accounts tbh

Hmm, well, how best to explain? Renton... and my cutie-pie Smoothie... have you ever had a yoghurt that's so yummy you simply can't resist cleaning out the pot with your tongue? 86590[/snapback] Yes, that's exactly what Wacky was doing! To a goat! Hope it pays well. 86596[/snapback] nicely put meenzer question is who put the yoghurt in the goat to begin with? or is it one of the perks?

I thought felching was the practice of putting a small mammal (usually a hamster or ferret) in a sock and putting it up your arse like. Not that I'd know about this or anything.... 86582[/snapback] worse, much much worse it so bad I dont believe anyone actually does it... You gonna tell them Meenzer?

various sorts? like dwarf porn? animal? *gulp* gay?

has he? I hope so for the amount of effort he's put in

never go out with a loaded gun

last year I was flying from Boston to Halifax. All of the previous flights had been cancelled due to bad storms at Halifax. The flight was delayed but we were told that the flight crew would give it a go but there was a very good chance that they would just turn round and come back to Boston. As we we got closer to Halifax the plane was swaying about and you couldnt see a thing out of the windows due to the amount of rain. The pilot tried to land as the plane was jumping in all directions, turbulence doesnt describe it. At the last minute he pulled up and went to do it again, which he did twice more. We eventually landed and were told we were only the second flight that had managed to land that day. The worst thing about it was seeing the air hostess strap herself in and do that little cross thing on herself, thought if she's shitting herself then it must be bad! Seriously thought my number had come up.