Happy Face

Says a lot when it's difficult to tell like. That Express column Cunty B posted wasn't too far off.

Whatever he's up to these days, it looks to me like the cat has him bent over with his arm up his back and is nicking him.

You've made it this far (sorry but that was too easy) HOW!! You little shit. Bobby fought the Germans for you. Now show a bit respect or you'll get a clip.

Ryder is clearly a dipshit and all the top teams want to be relegated. Muhammad on a Mongoose

To be fair to danny, he has just posted an article without comment. When he says he agrees, then he'll be a complete lid.

Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Dunno, probably £80 on Trainers How many pairs of shoes do you own? That I'd wear, 6. About 15 or so. I'm obsessed with..... Nowt really. Without Films, Music and Football my life would be pretty empty though. Creating Smart Playlists on Itunes In 5 years time, I hope to be....doing something more interesting with my Tuesday night than playing FIFA 2005, watching DVDs and answering the questions of strangers. Well last night was more fun, so I achieved it in 3

Not funny but from BBC news.... Tenuousness exemplified.

I assume he means last Thursday afternoon when SJP hosted the annual fishing tackle awards as he sure has hell cant have been commenting on Saturday! We unfortunately still lack the passion and fervour required from fans to lift the players enough to get out of this shite. The lack of noise these days is very strange and I just can't understand it tbh. I thought it was gonna be a real party atmosphere from kick off, not a damp squib. I don't just put it down to this season as it's been crap for a while. My best guess is that it's down to friends not been able to sit together or maybe it's the songbase! The much talked about 12th man is definately AWOL. Wasn't bad at the start. Chelsea really shut us up effectively, and without the referee fucking us over there was nowt whatsoever to galvanize the crowd. I'm the most vehement "sing your hearts out for the lads" type, but you never have a great shag when the lass is lying there like dead horse, you really need her put a bit of minge around it too.

Was it? I know a caller to 606 said as much on the podcast, but I don't think Green was at the match and I think Shearer did FAR more shouting than Dowie....ineffectual though it was.

Take the stick out of your arse man, that scene was supposed to be funny, and was.

Watchmen Was dreading the length of it, but was shuffling in my seat a lot less than I thought I would be. A cross between V for Vendetta and The Incredibles, it's far better than 300. The proper 80's sex scene was hilarious, never seen owt like that for twenty years.

But he was dead keen to 'exploit' her himself... http://www.monstersandcritics.com/smallscr...ter_1300597.php

Says more about his pathetic need for attention than hers....at least she never sunk so low as to slag off recently deceased stars for a few column inches.

I liked it when he slagged off Asher D of so solid crew, then confirmed to camera that he was indeed "disrespec'ing" the ex-con gun toter.

...and it seems Thompers was right all along... But then... So I'm not sure who would take that as any kind of endorsement? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7893172.stm

Best British comedy show at the moment i think, not that there's much worth comparing it to. The majority agree with you given his dwindling ratings....but then the majority have got Horne and Corden a second series. There's times when his repetetive drone doesn't pay off so much ("you know the rappers on the the top of the pops?", "You remember the Woolworths and the MFI?" - though I still get a giggle from his audacity) But there's times where it perfectly nails the ridiclous "Delboy fell through the bar, and Trigger....pulled a funny face". It's best when it's material he's been touring a few years like....the credit crunch stuff probably hasn't been honed as much.

Good to hear Coldplay admit their music is wholly unoriginal, plagiarised or not.

Anyone watch Henry VIII last night? I never did any of that stuff at school....or i did it so early on I wasn't paying attention. Enjoyed it.

I thought comparing them to rats, suggesting they should be exterminated and then piling their rotting corpses Jew style in the back of a lorry was pretty close to the knuckle.

Do you not remember The Zavvi?

Course you're not a pathetic WUM who runs like a bitch when his team drop blow those he's WUMing.

I think they are embarrassing dicks too. I really want the arse to fall out of footall so these dick heads will fuck off too. Then we will see who has the most plastics....you may not need to wait. I almost envy you. Danny, why didn't you post for the first 3 months of this year? Your disappearance seemed to coincide with Spurs dropping into the bottom 3 at the back end of December. You didn't fuck off like a plastic dick head did you? Tom got the hump and disabled my account because your results went tits up. I was on here the day after the cup final, I realise that football has its downs as well as ups. I'd like to believe you, but it doesn't ring true when we'd just beaten your lot and Wigan to move 6 places or so up the league before you disappeared. You've got some nerve having a pop at anyone who doesn't stay the course.

I think they are embarrassing dicks too. I really want the arse to fall out of footall so these dick heads will fuck off too. Then we will see who has the most plastics....you may not need to wait. I almost envy you. Danny, why didn't you post for the first 3 months of this year? Your disappearance seemed to coincide with Spurs dropping into the bottom 3 at the back end of December. You didn't fuck off like a plastic dick head did you?

Love it.

Can't watch it outside of the UK....what's he saying?