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Over a month ago Newcastle were relegated and for the first time a club will be asset stripped from top to bottom and go under without trying to remain in business. Who gets their championship place? Does anyone get fined? How much?

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Never rated Dalglish.

http://theviewfromosprey.blogspot.com/2009...and-rippys.html

What? Better than these? Only $250

I'll be stunned if anyone actually pays 100m, that is the primary reason I doubt the story. Designed to drum up interest or perhaps coerce people who haven't bid/walked away/bid less. Considering no Championship club has ever gone for more than £40m* (certainly not one with £130m of debt and a £60m wage bill) I'm guessing this would put off more people than it would encourage. *I'm not sure of that. Anyone know the most expensive club outside the Premier league?

We were supposed to be accepting the first bid to match £100m. Having received more than one, something must to be bollocks. If the bids have been made, why do we need to be assisting interested parties? Surely we'd asist them to the point of making a bid....and then the ball's in our court. Pipe down Llambias and fuck off.

3 then?

I thought when kinnear was here Viduka thought fuck it I'm not doing any work for that twat. Then Shearer came in and was like, injured you say? right you have to stay later anyways. So Viduka thought he might as well do some work while he was here. Told by someone at the club he wasn't wanted according to a reliable source. Also would probably stay to prove a point if offered a contract. Most likely end up at Fulham. 2 years wasn't long enough for that? The fat fuck can waddle off. Owen got paid £693,333.33 per goal. Viduka got £1,188,571.42 Yet Owen gets all the stick for being a mercenary cunt. It amazes me.

Borat and Mash £6 Lass in front at HMV was buying Michael Jackson Number 1s Could have ordered it online. I'd be ashamed as a mother fucker.

So who was it ?? The Chief Football correspondent at the News of the World.

If it were true, I'd be more concerned that Shearer still put him on despite it. Especially when we still had Ameobi, Smith and Gutierez on the bench when he came on. Given Shearer's supposed disciplinary approach you'd have though the first time Owen refused he would be frog-marched to the changing room for an early batch so he couldn't pollute the rest of the bench with his attitude.

I've heard he keeps boiling the kettle too My mate overheard a lad in Greggs who works for the kitman, and apparently it's gospel that Ashley ironed the kits before the last home game....and left the iron on ALL Summer!!!

I thought this was bollocks yesterday...but the floodlights have been on all morning so I reckon he's driving up the electricity bill to fuck the new owners (and us) over too.

She's the TV critic too. Garry Bushell for New York.

Love how the Von Trier film was shite when i recommended it, but as soon as it kicked up a fuss at Cannes all of a sudden it had massive potential for you. Not like you to make a rash, uninformed statement and have to backtrack When you stop recommending obvious art house hits I'll take you more seriously. Not obvious enough for you though clearly.

The Editor of When We Were Kings puts together the story of the concert performed before the Rumble in The Jungle. Limited cinema release this Friday.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/ju...artins-for-sale £70K? And his priority was dropping the wage bill?

http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/Birmin...rton.5431043.jp

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