Happy Face

Bill O'Reilly clearly understands the nuances. http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/200907270052

Chez wins.

An overripe peach. There's juice squirting all over the keyboard.

Like any other Championship could draw that for a friendly. There's Premier league clubs that struggle to beat it for proper games.

Last week he was definitely going to Southampton. The fuckers are as reliable as a stopped clock.

Isn't it the Devils peak, Devils hill or whatever from Close Encounters?

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Good crowd like.

Is that higher than last seasons championship average?

There's an ad on at the minute where a greedy little shit wolfs down a box of Oreos and gives nowt to his pet dog. The shit. The kia-ora kid knew the score.

Dennis Wise's eyes

The Red car and the blue car is back on TV Mr Soft, how come everything around you is so soft and rearranged (written about Colloccini)

More like Helen Mirren with massive norks.

Now that's a T-shirt.... $9

Last few T-shirts I've spent £40+ on have almost immediately got holes in them or gone mis-shapen. It's a pisser. I'm with Tom these days, nowt wrong with Primark. Though I get and always got 90% or my tops from Karmaloop for under £20 anyway. It's a G thing.

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince Canny good. My bony arse was in agony by the end, but Jim Broadbent is dead funny...quite a few more laughs in this one than normal. Definitley better than the last two. The bit under water was gorgeous, and the bit where Harry and Dumbledore were stood on that rock in the sea...actually there was loads of great images.

He's a lying twat bag. He could stand on the steps of St James' and answer any and every question thrown at him and we still wouldn't have a clue what the fuck is going on. At least when they keep their mouth shut they don't cause any more embarrassment.

It's Caper Time From the Italian Job

You belittle The Wire and the Sopranos by uttering Friends in the same breath. I don't mind friends, I've seen them all.....but it's clearly gash.

I'd need 6 per letter....I'll start with W The World at War The Wire The West Wing Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads The Wonder Years Weeds Now S The Sopranos The Simpsons Steptoe and Son Seinfeld South Park Stella Street B.... Band of Brothers Battlestar Gallactica Blackadder Brass Eye Breaking Bad Beavis and Butt-head ...

The only films Kubrick made that weren't superb were A Clockwork Orange and Spartacus.

2 clear winners The Big Lebowski The Life of Brian then not sure if it'd be Magnolia, Amelie or Pulp Fiction

It's ridiculous how long these heap of shit, no substance, popcorn blockbusters are getting. It's incomprehensible to me that they've made Transformers 2 even longer than the first one...150 bastarding tedious minutes. I would have preferred to be waterboarded for the length of the first film...but at least they had an excuse then. They could claim the backstory had to be told....though it wasn't. Certainly not looking forward to the 153 minutes long Half Blood Prince if it doesn't return to the form of Prisoner of Azkaban. I was saying the same thing recently (might have been on here). It seems like blockbusters are all around the 2 1/2 hour mark now when that sort of film should be more like 90-100 mins more often than not. I'd have expected films to get shorter, given the modern propensity to cater to folk with short attention spans... Wouldn't have been surprised to see Ad breaks during films, although I suppose there is enough product placement. In the olden days there used to be in some films iirc? There was usually two features as well. Proper night out. Btw HF, you don't have to see this Harry Potter bollocks you know. Just say No. I wouldn't feel comfortable slagging off something I hadn't seen. I'm not Parky. ...Or an English football columnist.