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How do you know? What do you mean how do I know?? It's an opinion rather than a fact. Women with more facial hair the John Aldridge in 1988 don't appeal to me though. I mean how can you know....if they cover their faces? Mind, it's a perfect metaphor for most of your "opinions". Ignorant as they usually are of facts. Pardon? That's fast becoming your catchphrase.

Clear pen hitting an elbow with his body twisted, 18 inches away? With his arms waving about like he's Ricky Martin. Fair enough if the ball hits your arm when it's down by your side. Not when you're doing the YMCA though. If that's a pen you'd see 4 pens every game, and Chelsea would be in relegation trouble the amount of times John Terry does it. I reckon if it was in the other box and the ref hadn't given it you'd be livid.

How do you know? What do you mean how do I know?? It's an opinion rather than a fact. Women with more facial hair the John Aldridge in 1988 don't appeal to me though. I mean how can you know....if they cover their faces? Mind, it's a perfect metaphor for most of your "opinions". Ignorant as they usually are of facts.

Clear pen hitting an elbow with his body twisted, 18 inches away? With his arms waving about like he's Ricky Martin. Fair enough if the ball hits your arm when it's down by your side. Not when you're doing the YMCA though.

How do you know?

I thought it was a clear pen and said so straight away to the lad next to me while the ref took his time to decide.

Good. I'll get Mrs hips to download it and the following episodes. btw, anyone know how long the beeb keep stuff on their i-player thingamajigy ? I know there's only a month to watch something downloaded before it's lost, but was wondering how long 'auntie' has their shite available. One week. I've just got V+ in and it was weird that the iplayer on their only has this available in HD. Class show though. Wiki has a reference to series 3 so has it already got another series planned after this one?

cos its against college rules apparently! if thats the rules then thats the rules i guess..... as it happens i dont agree with the wearing of the veil. I think its extremely oppresive. just my opinion. I think the wearing of skirts, bras, knickers and that are too. Get them banned I say.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8324496.stm

Jesus Christ We can't all be as nails as you. Crying at a film in public, sorry but thats just not right HF. It's not real you know, it's fiction. Films can reflect reality though. Men do mourn their dead wives in real life. You can be reminded of the people you love and the situations they find themselves in, if not your own situation. No doubt I AM a big puff too though.

Jesus Christ We can't all be as nails as you.

Three goals, one a glorious volley, one a 40 yard pearler, scraps, one sending off, a penalty award, a penalty miss, 2 howlers missed from 6 yards out. What more do you want? It was never going to be neat passing football with triangles all over the park in this league, with this squad and this owner. One thing annoyed me yesterday. I don't know if it happened on every corner, but Carroll kept coming short for the corners. I might be wrong but I think he's our tallest player, and whenever a corner went in, he seemed to be on the intersection of the goal line and the 18 yard box, a wasted player. Jonas had another infuriating afternoon too. He needs to watch Goal. That bit where the trainer teaches the south american lad that the ball is faster than he can ever be and passing to someone in space is preferable to running into space yourself. I think they use carroll as a decoy to be honest as he normally takes two players with him on corners as he is the tallest players and therefore leaving more room for other players to get a head on the ball. I noticed it in the ipswich game aswell where it worked perfectly for nolan to get in with the head, however could see it working better if we had ranger up front with him as opposed to on his own or with harewood who was crap yesterday and in each game ive seen him play for us. Makes sense...except he did it every time and they seemed to leave him to it.

Some twat in the ground was slating Keegan at the match yesterday for fleecing the club. If I wasn't watching the match, rather than just give him a withering look of contempt, I'd have reminded him Keegan got a third of what Allardyce did.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8323018.stm

Three goals, one a glorious volley, one a 40 yard pearler, scraps, one sending off, a penalty award, a penalty miss, 2 howlers missed from 6 yards out. What more do you want? It was never going to be neat passing football with triangles all over the park in this league, with this squad and this owner. One thing annoyed me yesterday. I don't know if it happened on every corner, but Carroll kept coming short for the corners. I might be wrong but I think he's our tallest player, and whenever a corner went in, he seemed to be on the intersection of the goal line and the 18 yard box, a wasted player. Jonas had another infuriating afternoon too. He needs to watch Goal. That bit where the trainer teaches the south american lad that the ball is faster than he can ever be and passing to someone in space is preferable to running into space yourself.

End of the week

Must be nice to have a birthday that lasts an hour longer than everyone else. Happy Birthday

Up Class. I shed a tear in the cinema for the first time in my life. First 3D film I've seen and I wasn't so so fussed on that. Thankfully it was used more in the trailers and preceding cartoon than it was during the film.

Get your Sky Plus/V+ out, some good foreign flicks on this week... SUNDAY 25TH OCTOBER SCENES FROM A MARRIAGE 12.30am Film4 Ingmar Bergman classic about a couple splitting up and having affairs while always drawn to one another. I think. I've not seen it. Supposed to be amazing though. THURSDAY 29TH OCTOBER ELECTION 1.10am Channel 4 If you liked Infernal Affairs this is your cup of tea. Modern classic of Asian gangster films. FRIDAY 30TH OCTOBER TALK TO HER 12.40am Film4 Not my favourite Almodovar film, but still a cut above. OFFSIDE 1.50am Channel 4 The Best football film I've see other than Shaolin Soccer. There's no football in it though. It's the story of a group of Iranian women trying to get to see their deciding qualifier for the 2006 World Cup. Being women they aren't allowed in the stadium so the dress up as blokes and try everything they can to get in.

that's utter shite. What you on about you stupidest of stupid cunts. I even paused it, I'd say more like 90% of the questions posed were by people of ethnic minorities. 5/28 = 17.8% What a tool, you're missing more than half the people who spoke, including that Malcolm X type bloke who I thought was going to get up and chin him. 9/25 = 36% I'd have hoped for 50/50.

a couple of people have mentioned this. anyone got a pic?

Grayson is my hero.

that's utter shite. What you on about you stupidest of stupid cunts. I even paused it, I'd say more like 90% of the questions posed were by people of ethnic minorities. 5/28 = 17.8% What a tool, you're missing more than half the people who spoke, including that Malcolm X type bloke who I thought was going to get up and chin him. Was noticable as well, that 75% of the audience were of ethnic minority I could edit together clips of everyone who asked a question to disprove your 90% claim too and put it on youtube. But I think I've already put too much effort into this.