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Aww come on HF, please dont spoil our fun...... I wouldn't dream of it. I have the highest hopes for the whole endeavour. Can't wait to see *insert name of Ameobi hater* blow his stack when forced to vote in favour of giving Ameobi a new contract though

I'd love to hear that in a commentary Mick Lowes- "Shola's having an absolute nighmare today" John anderson - "He is Mick, he's playing like a paedo"

Can anyone recommend somewhere online for reasonable rates on good jewellery? None of your Elizabeth Duke.

Aye. If you like lavish musicals about being a gay while the Nazi's rise to power in Germany. Personally that's my most favourite genre.

Wurzel Gummidge looking radgie.

I know some investors on a forum Who share a lack of decorum When it comes to the vote accord is remote I predict a tumultuous quorum

Lush in Cabaret.

How do you plan to use your votes like? Say there's a decision to be made and you put it up for vote and end up with a 75% vs 25% result with extra voting power given to higher investors. If you had four shares in the trust would you enter 3 votes one way and one the other? Or all 4 with the majority? Or would the members be grouped from the get-go and polls would be held amongs contributers to each individual share? ie 4 shares...4 polls. Perhaps it would be worth setting up a survey to group like minded fans in the same share. So for example, when it comes to voting on whether anyone outside of a 2 mile radius from Newcastle can get into the stadium I don't have Stevie voting against me in my group. ....not that I'm taking part like

I once heckled Frank Skinner

Not like up here.... Lucky Ashley never found them though, the Cockney cunt.

South Shields in the Venice of the North. You think South Shields smells of shit? Personally I find the North sea air to be a mellifluous scent. It's at least 30 years people behind Newcastle, the people are too. That market and the pubs around them oh dear. Them type of pubs were shut down here 20 years ago. Aye, The Black Garter is a gorgeous pub. At least it's got fucking SKY. The Lambton Arms just had a complete refit. Built a lush new bar at the end rather than going the length. Nice comfy fitted seats rather than the shitty stools... ...but they've still got the telly on channel 4 teletext scrolling through the racing pages 24 hours a day. Proper pub.

South Shields in the Venice of the North. You think South Shields smells of shit? Personally I find the North sea air to be a mellifluous scent. It's at least 30 years people behind Newcastle, the people are too. That market and the pubs around them oh dear. Them type of pubs were shut down here 20 years ago. Aye, The Black Garter is a gorgeous pub.

South Shields in the Venice of the North. You think South Shields smells of shit? Personally I find the North sea air to be a mellifluous scent.

Speaking as someone who came through a university course with a 9:1 female:male ratio and now works in an industry with a similar statistic, I couldn't agree more. what course was that, it clearly wasn't an I.T one =( What women do best...babbling on incoherently

They're debating it in the Supreme Court right now though, hopefully to put a stop to it.... http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/10/us/10scotus.html

"S-H-I-T-Shithole"

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story...81/climate_rage

Yoko Ono Plastic Ono Band - Between My Head and the Sky Absolutley mint. She's roped Cornelius into the band though so it was bound to be.

Correct you are.... I was thinking Wigan paid £2m + Taylor for Zoggy, but it was £6m wasn't it. Funny to look at that chart keeping in mind Llambias's comments last week. He seemed to be suggesting that they'd been forced to sell players to make up a shorfall following relegation... "Basically, from £100million revenue, we have dropped to £50million. A good chunk of that is TV money from the Premier League, so from the Premier League, it's £40million. We get a parachute payment of £12.5million and then in the Championship itself, you get £2.4million of income. There's a massive void there that needs to be covered. You get a drop in your season tickets, you get a drop in your attendance, retail, it all drops. That shortfall needs to be made up." Clearly that's not the case though. Selling our best players isn't the result of any shortfall, the shortfall is the result of losing all our best players. The massive spike in transfer income started while Keegan was at the club and relegation wasn't even a consideration. It continued through the winter when calling a halt to the immediate cost cutting would in all liklihood have ensured Premier league status. Course, that's nowt we didn't all know already.

Updated....

Is he? I thought you had completed the sums that shows otherwise with his players sales and lack of reinvesting. Do we need to start a compendium for you HF? Not sure I have like. Think I've said I can't see how he'll lose money this season. None of us know the total he's put in/taken out to date. But he clearly spent more than he earned in his first 2 seasons at the club. EDIT: And his asking price is only 60% of what he paid for it. You sure? Do I hear 50, a 50% of the purchase price? He definitley paid £134m for the club and he's definitley saying he wants £80m (publicly). So if he sold at that price he'd have lost 41.3% of what he paid for the club. That's not a guess. The only question is has he invested more than he's taken out while here and to what degree has that affected his losses. I'd guess he's not managed to take more out than he's put at the moment.

Is he? I thought you had completed the sums that shows otherwise with his players sales and lack of reinvesting. Do we need to start a compendium for you HF? Not sure I have like. Think I've said I can't see how he'll lose money this season. None of us know the total he's put in/taken out to date. But he clearly spent more than he earned in his first 2 seasons at the club. EDIT: And his asking price is only 60% of what he paid for it.

He might have wanted to buy some shares in the new venture.

...and the worst.... 1 Playing With Fire by Kevin Federline 2 Hefty Fine by Bloodhound Gang 3 Results May Vary by Limp Bizkit 4 Testify by Phil Collins 5 One by Dirty Vegas 6 Juliana's Pony: Total System Failure by Juliana Hatfield 7 Slick Dogs And Ponies by Louis XIV 8 Life On Display by Puddle Of Mudd 9 (One) by The Panic Channel 10 Finding Beauty In Negative Spaces by Seether 11 Shwayze by Shwayze 12 Jagged Little Pill Acoustic by Alanis Morissette 13 Liz Phair by Liz Phair 14 Never Gone by Backstreet Boys 15 Under The Radar by Daniel Powter 16 A Lively Mind by Paul Oakenfold 17 Gameface by Master P 18 A Day Without Rain by Enya 19 14 Shades Of Grey by Staind 20 All The Right Reasons by Nickelback

FYP Sorry. I can't help myself. I only listened to them after loving the first Mars Volta album. Nowt they've done before or after lived up to being blown away by de-loused.