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She died in Weatherfields, but lives on to fight the political fight. Someone tweeted.. I once went to Whitley Bay and I met Black man called Jonny Decka who told me he had no tabs of his own to smoke.

Just came through my letterbox.

Not sure what Clegg was on about here like..... We're wasting money on computer systems and bureaucracy. I want to turn that on its head so we can protect the NHS we all rely on. Computers are faster, more efficient and cheaper in the long run than paper, biros and the post office. Labour have spent money on a system to reap long term savings. I go to see a GP now and there isn't a receptionist. There's a touch screen to greet me that isn't paid a salary. Is that not the savings from cutting beuraucracy he's on about?

http://www.labour-watch.com/sleaze.htm I never said labour weren't corrupt. I don't intend to vote for them either. I was offering balance to your suggestion that 13 years in power leads to corruption when 13 years in opposition hasn't left the tories anything to crow about on that score.

Channel 4 checked up on the labour pledges and they did canny.... http://www.channel4.com/news/articles/poli...ge+cards/507807

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/football/engl...86908-22189569/ For that they could buy Newcastle and Gerrard and Torres and even Kuyt and still come out with a wedge of change.

Ashley's advert in the Yellow Paper... Buy Liverpool with it's smaller stadium, it's lower catchment area, no European football, an overpaid manager you want to sack who's got years left on his contract and a squad about to jump from the sinking ship or pay a third as much for Newcastle.

I suppose negative growth is growth of some description.

Michael Caine thought the Krays were thoroughly good blokes. He can fuck off.

Not quite the same magnitude really. You should be focusing on the fact that he's a fucking repulsive human being. The very idea of him being in the cabinet. Mr Creosote's greedy brother.

The latter. I really should do some work.

The tories are corrupt before they get in man. Look at the shadow cabinet... Hague Has the stink of the Ashcroft affair hanging around him. Osborne Has the Deripaska claim, and he was one of the MPs to have 'flipped' his home in the expenses scandal. Grayling A mess. Made hundreds of thousands in the expenses scandal. Says B&B's should have the right to turn away gay couples. Cooks the numbers on crime. and.... On 7 October 2009 he was asked by the BBC about a Conservative Party plan to offer General Sir Richard Dannatt an advisory role. He, thinking it was a Labour appointment, said he hoped it was not a "political gimmick", and said "We've seen too many appointments in this government of external people where it's all been about Gordon Brown's PR.". When he realized he had misheard the question, and that it was a possible appointment of his own party, he said he was "really delighted" with the idea, adding "It's a bit embarrassing really because I would have liked to give General Dannatt a more enthusiastic welcome." Pickles had to pay back £300 following the expenses scandal. Lansley Another flipper Spelman Nannygate Received £40,000 for cleaning and bills for her constituency home, despite being her main home. Gove Another flipper Fox Ridiculous expenses claims (£19,000 on his mobile phone) Twice admitted to breaking parliamentary rules. These are just the ones I've looked at so far. Every one of them, a twat. I could keep going. All good fun Happy but totally biassed! The point remains and is a well known political reality that all the best Labour people have gone. I'd call it balance, given you'd presumed Labour must be most corrupt after 13 years in power.

That was a Clegg anecdote I think, although it did follow CMDs "They stole everything! EVERYTHING! And set fire to her sofa....." Daily Mail rant. You're right... http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/shared/bsp/hi/pdfs...firstdebate.pdf I laughed at Cameron's fawning, empty answer to the armed forces question too.... The bold bit is cock-sucking, the red bit is an admission Labour are doing something about it already and the rest is what they wouldn't do. A better answer would have been "none!"

The tories are corrupt before they get in man. Look at the shadow cabinet... Hague Has the stink of the Ashcroft affair hanging around him. Osborne Has the Deripaska claim, and he was one of the MPs to have 'flipped' his home in the expenses scandal. Grayling A mess. Made hundreds of thousands in the expenses scandal. Says B&B's should have the right to turn away gay couples. Cooks the numbers on crime. and.... On 7 October 2009 he was asked by the BBC about a Conservative Party plan to offer General Sir Richard Dannatt an advisory role. He, thinking it was a Labour appointment, said he hoped it was not a "political gimmick", and said "We've seen too many appointments in this government of external people where it's all been about Gordon Brown's PR.". When he realized he had misheard the question, and that it was a possible appointment of his own party, he said he was "really delighted" with the idea, adding "It's a bit embarrassing really because I would have liked to give General Dannatt a more enthusiastic welcome." Pickles had to pay back £300 following the expenses scandal. Lansley Another flipper Spelman Nannygate Received £40,000 for cleaning and bills for her constituency home, despite being her main home. Gove Another flipper Fox Ridiculous expenses claims (£19,000 on his mobile phone) Twice admitted to breaking parliamentary rules. These are just the ones I've looked at so far. Every one of them, a twat. I could keep going.

Mr Clegg led four instant polls in the hours after the broadcast, claiming 51% of viewers' votes in a survey for The Sun, 43% in another for ITV News and 37% in a text message poll for Sky News. The Sun had Mr Cameron on 29% and Mr Brown on 19%, ITV1's poll scored them on 26% and 20% respectively Sky News survey put the Tory leader marginally behind the Prime Minister by 31% to 32%. In The Times, the Lib Dem leader was rated the winner by a colossal 61%, against 22% for Cameron and 17% for Brown.

The best (by which I mean most hilariously crow-barred in) anecdote was the one about the bloke that got robbed while he was at his mothers funeral. Holy Shit David. What kind of fucked up prime minister would encourage that? Hang your head Gordon Brown.

Hadn't seen this until HIGNFY last night... Sorry if it had already been posted anywhere.

The Toronto Ontario Mo and Glo(ria) show is Malcolm with his mother. I've never liked him either, which is what makes it fun to hear his mother needle him for an hour a week.

That's the way it should be. We don't vote for a president, we vote a party into power. Apart from that greasy weasel Osbourne and the smiley gay one I quite like, I don't think I'd know another Tory shadow cabinet member if they shit on my lawn. I think I know more Lib Dems what with Lembit, Charles, Vince and that.

The only one of those that stuck out to me was house of lords reform. I flicked over for HIGNFY. Did Brown clobber Cameron with fox hunting at any point? The yoof won't go tory if it means the fluffy dog get's it.

+1 +2 But then I thought Brown undersold a lot of what's going on under labour. He didn't quantify how many more police there are now and how much crime has dropped while the other two kept complaining about crime out of control. Or by how much immigration has been coming down (or even how the net profit from immigratioon is positive rather than negative) while Cameron suggested border police (WTF? More spending David?). Overall it just depressed me a great deal. 3 blokes telling everyone what they want to hear. "We need to cut spending, cut bureaucracy, cut democratic representation, cut the deficit.....but pump far more cash into helicopters, ships, nukes and equipment for keeping 10,000 soldiers in Afghanistan on the false pretense of counter-terrorism" Cameron is clearly an uber-cunt of magnificent proportion. He just ignored the point when anyone raised the contradiction of cutting the deficit and tax cuts for the wealthiest. His head's longer than Beaker's, the fucker. Clegg seemed a bit nervous. Stuttering about and getting his grammar muxed ip. Says it all that he still looked a more solid option with a better grasp on issues than either of the other two and didn't make wild promises to pull in votes as I recall.

The former Nazi commented. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8622671.stm