Happy Face

He never sought refuge in Russia until his route to South America was interrupted and he was stranded in a Russian airport without a passport. While in Russia he has consistently criticised Russian policies.

He should be pardoned as a protected whistle blower

Huh? Thought that was Snowden?

Latest poll (14/09) has Corbyn pulling 4% more of the vote than Labor got in the last GE. http://ukpollingreport.co.uk/voting-intention-2

The United States revoked his passport after he left Hong Kong and before he landed in Russia en route to havana. He's like Tom Hank's in that film where he's stuck in the terminal. Forget what it was called. Except he's not bucking Zeta Jones.

I, Daniel Blake Reliably fiunny, sad and enraging from Loach. Got four pairs of free tickets to share around the UK over the next week or 2. Send me a PM if you want a pair.

And that he just kept 4 clean sheets on the bounce and conceded only 3 in 6 and we have the second best goals against in the division. How nervous can he be making the defence on balance?

I'll let you off this time as it never cost me a point.

Total Poster 10 Dougle 9 ewerk 9 Kevin Carr's Gloves 8 Ant 8 Happy Face 8 OTF 7 @yourservice 7 Anorthernsoul 7 scoobos 7 Tom 6 barnabox 6 Jintsay 6 MiddleAgeCool 6 StoneColdStephenIreland 6 wykikitoon 6 zico martin 5 acrossthepond 5 gpirlo68 5 Howay 5 The Fish 4 ChezGiven 4 Christmas Tree 4 David Kelly 4 Holden McGroin 4 Rayvin 4 strawb 4 TheGingerQuiff 4 tooner 4 ToonMarshy 4 trophyshy 3 Ausman 3 jonasjuice 3 Renton 2 Andrew 2 Dr Gloom 2 McFaul 2 Monkeys Fist 2 ohhh_yeah 2 rogerbarton 2 SpartaFC 2 vimalraja 1 247 1 AJack 1 angrysteve 1 arc89 1 Bryn5 1 Geordie1973 1 holycrosser 1 JonGoodwyn 1 Kitman 1 Monroe Transfer 1 PaddockLad 1 The Mighty Hog

NUFC to Score 0 - Kitman 1 - Kevin Carr's Gloves, David Kelly, Holden McGroin, StoneColdStephenIreland, Happy Face, jonasjuice, Renton, barnabox, @yourservice, arc89, Dougle, gpirlo68, TheGingerQuiff 2 - ewerk, trophyshy, McFaul , Rayvin, Howay, Dr Gloom, Anorthernsoul, tooner, Monkeys Fist, Tom, strawb, acrossthepond, wykikitoon, Ant, OTF 3 - rogerbarton, Christmas Tree , zico martin, Andrew, ohhh_yeah, MiddleAgeCool, scoobos, vimalraja 4+ - NUFC to Concede 0 - Kevin Carr's Gloves, rogerbarton, trophyshy, McFaul , David Kelly, Howay, Dr Gloom, tooner, Monkeys Fist, ohhh_yeah, Tom, strawb, scoobos, vimalraja, arc89 1 - ewerk, Christmas Tree , StoneColdStephenIreland, Anorthernsoul, zico martin, jonasjuice, Andrew, barnabox, acrossthepond, MiddleAgeCool, Dougle, wykikitoon, Ant, OTF, gpirlo68 2 - Rayvin, Holden McGroin, Happy Face, Renton, @yourservice, TheGingerQuiff 3 - Kitman 4+ -

Do you realize that everyone you know someday will die And instead of saying all of your goodbyes, let them know You realize that life goes fast It's hard to make the good things last You realize the sun doesn't go down It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round Came out the year me nanna (the only grandparent I knew) died and I had it on a loop for a few months

NUFC to Score 0 - Kitman 1 - Kevin Carr's Gloves, David Kelly, Holden McGroin, StoneColdStephenIreland, Happy Face, jonasjuice, Renton, barnabox, @yourservice, arc89, Dougle, gpirlo68, TheGingerQuiff 2 - ewerk, trophyshy, McFaul , Rayvin, Howay, Dr Gloom, Anorthernsoul, tooner, Monkeys Fist, Tom, strawb, acrossthepond, wykikitoon, Ant, OTF 3 - rogerbarton, Christmas Tree , zico martin, Andrew, ohhh_yeah, MiddleAgeCool, scoobos, vimalraja 4+ - NUFC to Concede 0 - Kevin Carr's Gloves, rogerbarton, trophyshy, McFaul , David Kelly, Howay, Dr Gloom, tooner, Monkeys Fist, ohhh_yeah, Tom, strawb, scoobos, vimalraja, arc89 1 - ewerk, Christmas Tree , StoneColdStephenIreland, Anorthernsoul, zico martin, jonasjuice, Andrew, barnabox, acrossthepond, MiddleAgeCool, Dougle, wykikitoon, Ant, OTF, gpirlo68 2 - Rayvin, Holden McGroin, Happy Face, Renton, @yourservice, TheGingerQuiff 3 - Kitman 4+ -

Which bellend did the poll and put NUFC to concede first? Jesus wept.

Stealing Andrew's schtick?

League cup won't keep them up though Just checked and the last time safc won a league game before October was 29/09/2012 - 4 years ago In 7 years since 10/11, their record is P41 W3 D19 L19

Mackem at work was saying they've never won a game in August/September for 5 years or something. This is the norm. Need it to stretch to Christmas to be confident of them going down this time.

Well done TT. Collectively we got the score spot on. Hope everyone had £50 on it.

Total Poster 8 Dougle 8 ewerk 8 Kevin Carr's Gloves 7 Ant 7 Happy Face 7 OTF 7 scoobos 7 Tom 6 @yourservice 6 Anorthernsoul 6 Jintsay 5 Howay 5 MiddleAgeCool 5 The Fish 5 wykikitoon 5 zico martin 4 acrossthepond 4 barnabox 4 ChezGiven 4 Rayvin 4 StoneColdStephenIreland 4 strawb 4 tooner 4 ToonMarshy 4 trophyshy 3 Ausman 3 Christmas Tree 3 David Kelly 3 gpirlo68 3 Holden McGroin 3 TheGingerQuiff 2 Dr Gloom 2 McFaul 2 Monkeys Fist 2 ohhh_yeah 2 Renton 2 rogerbarton 2 SpartaFC 2 vimalraja 1 247 1 AJack 1 Andrew 1 angrysteve 1 Bryn5 1 Geordie1973 1 holycrosser 1 jonasjuice 1 JonGoodwyn 1 Kitman 1 Monroe Transfer 1 PaddockLad 1 The Mighty Hog

NUFC to Score 0 - TheGingerQuiff 1 - Kevin Carr's Gloves, Dr Gloom 2 - The Fish, Holden McGroin, Happy Face, Rayvin, MiddleAgeCool, tooner, barnabox, Ant, Dougle, ToonMarshy, Anorthernsoul, ChezGiven 3 - Andrew, trophyshy, David Kelly, @yourservice, Monkeys Fist, McFaul , wykikitoon 4+ - ewerk, Howay, Christmas Tree , OTF, zico martin, StoneColdStephenIreland, Tom NUFC to Concede 0 - The Fish, Kevin Carr's Gloves, ewerk, Happy Face, Rayvin, Howay, trophyshy, OTF, zico martin, Ant, wykikitoon, Dougle, Anorthernsoul, Tom 1 - Holden McGroin, TheGingerQuiff, Andrew, David Kelly, Dr Gloom, Christmas Tree , MiddleAgeCool, @yourservice, tooner, McFaul , barnabox, StoneColdStephenIreland, ChezGiven 2 - Monkeys Fist, ToonMarshy 3 - 4+ -

Are those posts in the wrong order?

No Newcastle manager in the premier league era has won their first 2 domestic cup games.

Much happier winning this game than Saturday gone. Rafa gon win da cup

NUFC to Score 0 - TheGingerQuiff 1 - Kevin Carr's Gloves, Dr Gloom 2 - The Fish, Holden McGroin, Happy Face, Rayvin, MiddleAgeCool, tooner, barnabox, Ant, Dougle, ToonMarshy, Anorthernsoul, ChezGiven 3 - Andrew, trophyshy, David Kelly, @yourservice, Monkeys Fist, McFaul , wykikitoon 4+ - ewerk, Howay, Christmas Tree , OTF, zico martin, StoneColdStephenIreland, Tom NUFC to Concede 0 - The Fish, Kevin Carr's Gloves, ewerk, Happy Face, Rayvin, Howay, trophyshy, OTF, zico martin, Ant, wykikitoon, Dougle, Anorthernsoul, Tom 1 - Holden McGroin, TheGingerQuiff, Andrew, David Kelly, Dr Gloom, Christmas Tree , MiddleAgeCool, @yourservice, tooner, McFaul , barnabox, StoneColdStephenIreland, ChezGiven 2 - Monkeys Fist, ToonMarshy 3 - 4+ -