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“Dan Gosling’s back in training, but not impact (training), as we’ve been inside,” Pardew said. “He’s a good three or four weeks away yet. He’s not far away, but the cold weather’s affected it slightly.”

HMV are doing the 64gb touch for £180...which is a ruddy bloody bargain.

Finished it this morning. Had me in tears. Not as devastating as the end of the first series of The Wire, but I'm looking forward to series 2.

I got Antichrist and Where the wild things are. Looking forward to that double bill. Stewart Lee's book as well.

Fortunately, the club is such a shambles anybody that can get the same wages out of another club is happy to go.

I since got this... which is canny.....doesn't seem to play m4a's though

...aah, they've noticed. I see what they did there.

Watching it now. 20 minutes in and I'm gagging on the contrivance. The whole Iraq airfield with a helicopter overhead was distinctly safe, despite the dangerous music.

Thought Krul had been doing well. Got us the 3 points against Arsenal. Lots of saves against chelsea...did well against Liverpool too. Can't see how you can say on the one hand he's kept his place on form, then say on the other hand he's been on the edge for a while, poor enough to be dropped.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/...o=feeds-newsxml Good news...I'd put Williamson back in for the next game

The slating Krul's had in this thread you wouldn't have thought Carroll wasn't getting any balls delivered to him in the first place. Grossly unfair imo. Think he's done well generally, no wonder his clanger in the first minute knocked him a bit, he's a young lad, a dropping won't do him any good either.

Me too. Proper belter film.

Happy birthday AA. Fingers crossed it's a good result for you

IT is class! Indeed Freedom of Speech is class too.

Assumed it was shite. will need to have a look. 175 magic tricks in 1 box. Been great teaching the nephew tricks for him to perform to the family.

Best - Fisheye lens for me camcorder Worst - 3 pair of kegs from george. £3.50 pricetag still on.

We'll all be at the match and pissed, but.... SUNDAY 26TH DECEMBER (BOXING DAY) BBC1 WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT 9.45am - bit early to see Jessica Rabbit's flange innit? SPY KIDS 11.25am - Say what you like, Robert Rodriguez knopws how to film action. THE ANT BULLY 12.50pm - Bit late to the Antz, bugs life bandwagon. OVER THE HEDGE 2.10pm - CGI animal heaven. ENCHANTED 3.25pm - Disney chased the modern fairytale lucre Shrek showed was out there. IRON EAGLE 1.05am - plane porn. BBC2 KISS ME KATE 8.55am - Musical ANCHORS AWEIGH 12.40pm - Frank Sinatra and Gene Kelly. The latter dances with Tom and Jerry WE DIVE AT DAWN 2.55pm - British war classic THE RED BARON 5.25pm - Austrian film version of Germany’s most celebrated World War I fight pilot, Baron Manfred von Richtonfen. BBC3 ARMAGEDDON 9pm - Michael Bay is a cunt BBC4 FAREWELL MY LOVELY 10.40pm - Raymond Chandler adaptation film noir. ITV1 JACK FROST 10.10am - It’s A Wonderful Life for the brainless! THE RAILWAY CHILDREN 12.15pm - Jenny Agutter FROM TIME TO TIME 2.20pm - cream of the crop of British actors. CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY 4.10pm - The Jonny Depp one, unfortunately. THE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR 6.20pm - I've never met anyone who's seen a mummy film. LOVE ACTUALLY 10.15pm - CT's favourite film ever, the big puff. IDLEWILD 2.05am - Or "the OutKast film". Probably for fans only. ITV2 NANNY MCPHEE 2pm - Superb take on the Mary Poppins story. GREMLINS 9pm - Fantastically scary xmas film for kids. THE BODYGUARD 11.15pm - She;s a proper crack whore. ITV3 UNCLE BUCK 2.45pm - Not Candy's best. ITV4 ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT 1.25pm - Not the great film itself but a shitty remake with Ernest Borgnine. MACARTHUR 4.05pm - Gregory peck has a go. MISSION TO MARS 6.45pm - No point watching any space film other than apollo 13 TREMORS 11pm - The greatest film that works on tv ever. I always sit through to the end, even if it fucks me for work. SHOOTERS 12.55am - not lock stock. CHANNEL 4 RUGRATS GO WILD 6.35am - I used to love chucky. CROCODILE DUNDEE 5.10pm - Aussies are funny E4 STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE 9.25am STAR TREK: INSURRECTION 12noon - For nerdlingers YOUNG SHERLOCK HOLMES 2pm ROMANCING THE STONE 4.55pm SISTER ACT 7pm ALIEN 1.15am - Why put it on this late man? I'll not tape it and watch it. A few hours earlier and I'd be hooked. MORE4 GREAT EXPECTATIONS 12.45pm OLIVER TWIST 3pm - PROPER christmas films. SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE 9.05pm - Oscar winner and that. Canny good. KRRISH 11.25pm - Bollywood FILM4 GEORGE BALANCHINE’S THE NUTCRACKER 11am LOCAL HERO 12.50pm - The toon run out to it. It's your duty to have seen it. STAR TREK V: THE FINAL FRONTIER 3pm - For poindexters. THE ENGLISHMAN WHO WENT UP A HILL BUT CAME DOWN A MOUNTAIN 5pm ENTRAPMENT 6.50pm NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN 9pm - Frendo DIE HARD 2 11.20pm - It's on more than Corrie this week DEUCE BIGALOW: MALE GIGOLO 1.40am CHANNEL FIVE BEHOLD A PALE HORSE 12.35pm HIGH SOCIETY 3pm OUT FOR A KILL 10pm FIVER ICE AGE 6.25pm - CGI animals THE CORRUPTOR 9pm

SATURDAY 25TH DECEMBER (CHRISTMAS DAY) BBC1 THE SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE 11am - The third one MADAGASCAR 12.25pm - More cgi talking animals. SHREK THE THIRD 3.10pm [NETWORK PREMIERE] - Shrek jumps the shark STARSKY AND HUTCH 10.50pm - Snoop Dogg is funny A FISH CALLED WANDA 12.25am - Never seen this. Meant to be canny. BBC2 SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN 11.15am - The pinnacle of extravagant MGM musicals THE MAN WHO WOULD BE KING 12.55pm - Never seen this either. Really looking forward to it. Connery and Caine. Marvellous. BBC3 THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE 8pm BBC4 AND THEN THERE WERE NONE 9pm - Agatha Christie whodunit THE SAINT STRIKES BACK 11.50pm - Never seen any of the saint ITV1 THE LITTLE POLAR BEAR 8.05am - Animation of the kids book SANTA CLAUS: THE MOVIE 10.50am - I got the DVD free in the sun. THE POLAR EXPRESS 1.10pm - You'll have nightmares about Tom Hanks' cold dead eyes. THE GRINCH 3.10pm - Jim Carrey live action one. YOU, ME AND DUPREE 11.15pm - Wifey shite innit? CLOCKWISE 1.40am - John Cleese thing POLICE ACADEMY 3.05am - My heart's not in this really ITV2 MR MAGORIUM’S WONDER EMPORIUM 5.10pm - There's a peep show special on BRIDGET JONES: THE EDGE OF REASON 9pm - But I've started so I'll finish ITV3 JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR 6am - and Stu wants the laptop CARRY ON COWBOY 11.05am = Kyaa Kyaa ON THE BUSES 4.20pm - A shittier Last Confessions MUTINY ON THE BUSES 6.10pm even shittier HOLIDAY ON THE BUSES 8pm - worse still CARRY ON SCREAMING 9.50pm - Kyaa Kyaa ITV3 is fucking wank innit? ITV4 BUFFALO BILL AND THE INDIANS 10.15am - Robert Altman western with Paul Newman CAPTAIN NEWMAN MD 12.45pm Gregory Peck wartime film THE PRIDE AND THE PASSION 3.20pm adaptation of C.S. Forester’s novel about a group of Spanish guerrillas during the Napoleonic wars. Cary Grant. TANGO AND CASH 9pm - Scraping the barrell on xmas day like SCARFACE 11.05pm - That's more like it. CHANNEL 4 THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL 8.50am - Best christmas film ever. SCROOGED 1pm - Bill Murray's always good EDWARD SCISSORHANDS 7pm - weird student shit CARRIE 12.10am - Brilliant horror about "the curse" of womanhood MORE4 THE ROBE 9am - Epic bible story MEET ME IN ST LOUIS 3pm - chrismas musical KABHI ALVIDA NAA KEHNA 5.15pm - eh? Bollywood. FILM4 VALIANT 11am - Brithish cgi animals. THE TIME MACHINE 12.35pm - mmmmm, tamanta mumba CASABLANCA 2.40pm - Play it again sam! never said it. BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID 4.45pm - brilliant ERAGON 6.55pm - dragons n shit DIE HARD 9pm YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN 11.35pm - prefer Blazing saddles. KAMIKAZE GIRLS 1.40am - Is it Japanese? Weird stuff based on a manga either way. CHANNEL FIVE THE REMAINS OF THE DAY 4.25pm - proper STRANGER THAN FICTION 6.55pm = tax collection comedy? FIVER LAWRENCE OF ARABIA 12.50pm - epic 300 9pm - lavender

This is the only reason I'm not winning tttt. Old School Shall I change it Nicos? Don't worry about it, swings and roundabouts, it seems to have got me one of Stevie's votes at least Nothing against Monkeys fist....but he's the only one in the list I don't have a handle on. I don't really recognise a poster unless I've had an involved back and forth with them in a thread, which I don't think we have....so I'm glad this thread has brought his prominence to my attention. I'll have enjoyed his posts but never linked the consistency to one individual, more to the crowd that is still sizeable to me. I'll keep an eye out for him now.

This is the only reason I'm not winning tttt. Old School

And that's why it's Stevie.

Lols at the ones in red Puzzled by the one in Blue. Whats a pressure pump? You know when you use a pressurized pump on your tyres at the town hall garage. It's one that goes in your boot. £2.99 from the aforementioned Home Bargains or Universally known as a Tyre Inflator I wouldn't use a tyre inflator to pu,p up an inflatable chair or paddling pool You certainly wouldnt use a pressure pump (he says having googled pressure pumps) Air compressor then.... http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00426CZXS/ref=...ASIN=B00426CZXS

Now I know how Sunderland felt.

Parky is a UFO sighter. Happy Face loves Excel. I'd argue if I hadn't this very morning ordered a copy of office professional 2010 for personal home use of Excel alone.