Happy Face

We haven't got many like, tbf. That's the problem. We haven't got many, no, but what I meant by that is that we've not been forced to play Perch and Smith. Pardew probably wants to be able to make a positive change. Imagine looking at your bench and being restricted to Harper, Williamson, Lovenkrands, Xisco, Best, Perch, Smith.

Can't imagine we'll see Tiote getting any nosebleeds. Carroll's going to have a lonely isolated afternoon.

Players running the changing room Pardew too weak Need an experienced manager to rule the dressing room etc.

Keys and change scraping against ipod and watches? Aya!

Added bonus being, unlike your toilet at home your legs wouldn't dangle if you sat on the side of this.

You not getting mixed up with the thread you originally posted your query in? Oh aye. Ta. Found a black and white one in the meantime anyway... http://www.debenhams.com/webapp/wcs/stores...=AFC-AWIN-71959 I bet half the people calling it gay have a little pouch full of copper in their wallets. Repressed John Waters appreciating mo fo's.

Does young david use a valet tray in his porns like Leazes, you dorty auld rotter? Why has CT deleted all his posts from this thread, I was going to follow his links

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

TUESDAY 28TH DECEMBER BBC1 CHICKEN RUN 3.10pm - Mel Gibson poultry comedy BLADES OF GLORY 11.10pm - Will Ferrell homoerotic comedy BBC2 THE FALL OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE 1.05pm - Sophia Loren and Alec Guinness epic MISS POTTER 6.30pm - Renee Zellweger does her squinty face looking at the sun so much you'll want to smash it in with a spade. BBC3 THE SHOOTING PARTY 11pm - James Mason holds a dinner party prior to the outbreak of WW1. ITV1 E.T: THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL 2.40pm - Small underground hit you might not have heard of. ROBOTS 4.50pm - Better than most other CGI animal animations. I AM LEGEND 9pm - May contain traces of religious allegory. THE BREAK-UP 11.05pm - Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston. It makes me want to be sick. A SHOCK TO THE SYSTEM 1am - Michael Caine ITV2 THE POLAR EXPRESS 1pm - Again THE GRINCH 6pm - again THE FUGITIVE 12.15am - again ITV3 CARRY ON CLEO 1.55pm - Kyaa Kyaa OVERBOARD 9pm - Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn. Walks a fine line between romantic comedy and rohypnol endorsement. ITV4 THE RAWHIDE YEARS 1.45pm - Tony Curtis western NORTH WEST MOUNTED POLICE 3.30pm - Gary Cooper western LETHAL WEAPON 3 11pm - again CHANNEL 4 EXPLORERS 12noon - kids go to space and meet some woeful aliens who like telly. CROCODILE DUNDEE II 2.05pm THE CAT RETURNS 3am - Studio Ghibli animation. The one they did after Spirited Away. They did Princess Mononoke and Grave of the Fireflies too. They're dead good. MORE4 COCOON: THE RETURN 3.10pm BLACK FRIDAY 12.10am - Dramatisation of the 1993 Bombay bombings FILM4 MONTE CARLO OR BUST 12.40pm - again TIME BANDITS 3.05pm - again SCROOGED 5.20pm - again THE SEEKER: THE DARK IS RISING 7.10pm - again JUNO 9pm - again BABYLON AD 10.50pm - Vin Diesel actioner CREEP 12.35am - London underground horror STRAIGHTHEADS 2.15am - Danny Dyer CHANNEL FIVE THE WINSLOW BOY 12.20pm - David Mamet film RED CORNER 11pm - Richard Gere falls victim to corrupt chinese courts. FIVE USA MY GIRL 2 2pm - again YOURS, MINE AND OURS 4.15pm - shit comedy

Jonas can drop back. He's a world cup class wing back.

This, from an umbrella carrying Grayson Perry!

If the fat cunt does what he did 2 years ago and sells a player who would have made the difference (Given/Carroll) then I think we're in deep shit. All of those who are saying "no chance" are dreaming imo. That's survival form to be fair. Would net us 46 or 47 points if we keep up that rate....it was the shite at/after christmas that screwed us in 08/09. Too early to tell if the same will happen this season, but despite Ashley's best efforts to create turmoil, I'm happy enough with the performances since Pardew arrived.

Following on from my request in the Materialism thread.

Keep your watch, keys, phone, change, cufflinks etc in it. Handy bit of kit I'd image, that one Happy Face has linked to looks well made. Watch stays on the wrist, keys beside the door, phone beside the bed, change in my pocket etc. Unless HF has more Elizabeth Duke chains and sovereign rings than I'd imagined then I can't really see the point in a fella having one. I don't wear any jewellery. I've got more than one watch which I don't want to wear all the way up my arm though. Change goes straight in the change jar, so I wouldn't use it for that either. As DKN says though, watches, keys, phones (one for business one for bitches ) mp3 player, cufflinks, tie pins....there's a lot to be lost around the house and i'm sick of losing them..... This calls for a poll.

I hope that's a gift. Why?

Anyone know where i can get owt similar to this cheaper.... http://www.stuff4blokes.com/mens-valet-tra...ents-1253-p.asp ?

Buy another fucking pinball machine then you geek.

I since got this... which is canny.....doesn't seem to play m4a's though got my parents one of those to save me the endless explanations of how to share dvds/burn avis to disc etc. got it flashed with custom firmware and linked to my fileserver so when they browse the folders on the wdtv it comes up like this instead of the normal list. *Googles "custom firmware wd live tv"* Ta.

You on virgin.... Read more: http://reviews.cnet.co.uk/tv-recorders-and.../#ixzz19LNnjIQ0

You want the moon on a stick http://reviews.cnet.co.uk/tv-accessories/g...eview-50001725/

http://www.game.co.uk/Consoles/Xbox-360/Xb...tures/~r350684/

Aye, with the scissors. I'm a bit frightened.

Sony Bravia KDL32EX403U LCD HD 1080p Television, 32 inch with Built-in Freeview HD & free 5 Year warranty and free delivery £299.99 @ John Lewis

Sony Bravia KDL32EX403U LCD HD 1080p Television, 32 inch with Built-in Freeview HD & free 5 Year warranty and free delivery £299.99 @ John Lewis